SEXTAPE, PART IV,
CHAPTER 70.

" 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄! "

"Zip me up." 

You exhale, stepping up to Jean, and turning your back towards him so as you had asked, zip up the back of your top. It would be a colder night, and so you would dress appropriately for the weather, since you weren't in LA anymore.

Before the two of you had to get ready, you had taken naps and showered so you could feel much better since the plane ride, and fucking pretty much the moment you got here, it exhausted you just to move your wrist in a certain way.

Asides from that, the two of you looked amazing. Jean was in a button down shirt, trousers and a belt, while you wore a tight long-sleeved top and a long Canterbury skirt with heels and tights that matched the mood of your outfit, even debating whether or not to wear one of your furs, although a regular jacket would do.

You guys were going to so many classy and expensive places lightly, it seemed as though you were almost wearing the same thing every time. A break was needed for sure.

A chauffeur would take you, Jean, and possibly a few other people to a restaurant in a close-by city, and so you were looking forward to that so you could see other parts of Germany you hadn't seen just yet. 

"Thank you." You hum as the sound of the zipper stops, and Jean presses a small kiss to the side of your neck as a 'all done,' and puts his hand on your shoulder for a moment or so. 

"Of course. We gotta leave ASAP, though, not tryin' to rush ya." Jean says, brushing the bit of hair that fell into his eyes out of his face, and looking at his watch. 

"I'll be quick. Besides, they can wait." You chuckle, patting down your skirt quietly then picking up your purse and your heavy, classy winter jacket that went down to your knees and sliding your heels on carefully.

"Ready?" Jean asks, taking your hand in his as the two of you proceed to the door, of which he opens for you to head out first, and letting it close behind him, courtesy of the automatic lock and card he swiped to get in.

"You know it." You smile, gripping his hand a bit tighter as you make your way down the hall and towards the staircase where familiar chatter was heard. 

An even brighter smile was fixed across your face, Jean's as well, the two of you more than excited to see your friends and cast mates, hearing the jokes, and so many other things that you missed when you were with them.

Almost tripping down the steps, startling Jean, you race forward, heels nearly falling off as you go at a faster sprint to embrace Sasha Braus, who squealed as well as the other women. 

Mikasa, Annie, Hitch, Hange, you name 'em. 

Jean follows up close behind you, shaking hands with a few people and hugging, and patting backs, like they all seemed to do, honestly. 

Eren stood still, waiting for the moment he could speak to you and Jean alone, which would probably be later although he had a somewhat chance right now, just to chat for a few moments before you had to catch your rides.

"My god, it's been like, forever," Mikasa exhales, hugging you tightly, all of you laughing softly together. 

"Seriously!" You chuckle, letting go of her then hugging a few of the other women. It was a shame you guys were normally so late to everything, but this felt like you weren't even late to this event since you were so familiar to everyone.

Once everyone had been hugged, hand had been shaken or whatnot, you could finally head outside the hotel where cameras flashed in your eyes, and one or two groups crowded the sidewalks and tried to get in your way of the vehicle that would take you to dinner, long awaited. 

In the car, you sat in between Sasha and Annie, and you all conversed like friends did, laughing and smiling with each other as you always had, getting what you had missed for all those months apart. The big topic for you ladies was the night out you guys were going to have soon, and how just fucking hyped you guys were.

"We should do karaoke, that'd be fun." Sasha suggests, looking down at her phone where she was checking out karaoke places around Germany, or generally near you guys.

"Aren't we adults?" Mikasa snorts, a laugh to her tone. You look at her, squint, and shake your head in a 'okay, and?' way, and you all laugh. 

"Mika, have you taken a look at us in a mirror? Also, adults can do karaoke, I dunno what you're thinking if we can't have fun, lame-ass." You tease, and she rolls her eyes, lips turning into a smile.

"You aren't wrong." She says, leaning her head on your shoulder, and you laugh softly, rubbing the side of her arm. 

"I mean, anyone can do karaoke, even Jean. Even Jean who can't sing very well, right? Tell 'em, Jean." Sasha says, turning around in her seat to hit him in the head so she could get his attention, of which he looked up and raised an eyebrow at her.

"I think you're a great singer, Jean." You smile at him, and he smiles back sheepishly, watching as you pull Sasha back down onto her ass before she would get sent flying forward if the vehicle makes a hard stop.

"No she doesn't, I think you're the best singer, Jean-baby." Reiner coos, getting up to attempt to put Jean in a teasing headlock, which he succeeds to do, Connie joining in too just to torture him for the rest of the ride.

After a bit of driving, the car had stopped in front of a nice restaurant in a city close to Nördlingen, and someone was opening the door for you and those in the car to get out carefully, Jean keeping close to you as you walked. 

 A woman with short blonde hair, and a man with hair just a shade darker than Jean's guided you guys to the dining area. The whole restaurant was rented out for you guys, which was great for all of you since you made so much noise as a group.

Once you were all seated and situated, drinks were poured, and everyone was comfortable, you left it up to Zeke and Eren to do the toast and announce whatever they needed to announce once the time was right. 

But now, the topic was on Jean's allergy to shellfish. Everyone just happened to be making fun of him, which was completely unnecessary but it was the funniest shit seeing Jean all upset and embarrassed of something he couldn't exactly handle. (in the kindest way possible I swear.)

"Loser." Connie teases, punching Jean in the shoulder. 

"Fuck you guys. It's not like an allergic reaction I just get a rash, I swear, I don't own an epipen nor have I ever had one shoved into my goddamn arm by myself nor my mother. I can still eat it-" He begins, trying not to laugh as it was clear how his lip quivered and turned into a smile while everyone else laughed.

"Yeah, well, when we get our dinner I'll make sure o get a nice big lobster, how does that sound?" You snort, nudging him in the leg, and he rolls his eyes at you, smiling softly. 

Yet in the middle of this teasing game, you all turned your attention to the end of the table where you heard the soft, yet head turning 'clink, clink' of silverware against a wine glass. "Everyone listen the fuck up, I'm tired of doing this and cannot wait for this to be over and live my life without you assholes and the ever so kind directors or whatever telling me not to shave my beard." Zeke announces, standing up.

"Speak on it." You murmur, causing Sasha to nearly choke on her laughter, as everyone else did from Zeke's words. "Anyways, get to the point." You smile, leaning your elbows on the table and resting your chin on your fists.

"Okay, thank you, y/n, very much." Eren retorts, and everyone chuckles. You could only laugh at him under your breath, and put your head down slightly then look back up, to where Jean gave you a tiny look from the side then back to the two men at the head of the table.

"Ahem. I'm sure we're all aware that this is one of our last opening dinners as a full cast, so, I just wanted to say a few words, and nobody interrupt me cause I know this is gonna be sappier than the closing thing or whatever. So shut up, and listen." He sighs, biting his lip, closing his eyes, and raising his glass. "A toast to Season four, part two." 

You were all expecting this, as this is regularly how it went, they got ready to butter up some big announcement than disappointed everyone, so all you could really do was go along with this shit. 

"Season four, part two." You and a few others say in unison, raising your glasses then taking sips. This was the moment when the two sit down and everyone goes back to their conversation until Eren decided to add on. 

"Oh, and welcome Ymir, Ramzi and Halil who couldn't be here for some reason, I'm not sure. I do hope they're building legos with Gabi and Falco. Anyways go back to doing what you were doing. Part two or whatever." He says, sitting back down in his seat, then conversation picks up again, and so it went on. 

Food was ordered, food was given, food was devoured, people couldn't take another bite. It was always like this at big dinners together, then you all went home and slept, occasionally  waking up at some point in the middle of the night to find leftovers in the fridge.

Than there would be a call with Sasha, Mikasa, or Annie. Sometimes all three, where you would eat those leftovers together and just gossip about whatever was new with Kim Kardashian or something like that.

When you were living at home, you remembered the times you guys would get up for a midnight snack, pull out some playboy or some shitty porn magazines and laugh at the shit that you saw. 

Sometimes Chris and Nick would but out pictures from said magazines and put them in a pamphlet they made from plain paper and Elmer's glue sticks while home alone or with their friends. They were weird fuckers, that's for sure.

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"I'll see you guys back there unless you're already in bed, it's late. We're gonna hang here for a while so it seems." You laugh tiredly, hugging Reiner then Hange and Yelena , then Pieck then Galliard, and a few others, as your ride was right behind theirs.

A good 20 minutes of the dinner was the topic of the tape, which wasn't exactly the most comfortable to chat about, but you still let everyone tease you. Connie claimed he should've been the camera man, or just a personal director, and you shut that down immediately.

It was awkward in a funny way, mostly seeing the blush spread across Jean's cheeks every time someone mentioned the mishap, and how he would look down and give you a tiny look that just screamed something of embarrassment yet pride in his eyes.

People did agree you guys should do more, but as you did with Connie, shut that down as soon as it came up, although you weren't saying 'no', nor were you saying 'yes', it was just too much for the time being.

But, whatever, it was fun to just laugh about it now yet feel so embarrassed that ever happened, and how you could've been so goddamn stupid to do that, but, hey, here you were living almost as if it never happened.

Anyways, Sasha, Mikasa and the others were getting in, so Jean moves to grab your hand from your tiny conversation with a few others and people who recognized you from the streets, not even bothering to tell you about your slightly smudged lipstick.

"We gotta go, baby." Jean chuckles, rubbing your back softly, and you smile to the people who you had been talking lightly to, and a tiny wave. They were surprisingly nice, which made you happy. A picture had been taken with them, so that would be interesting.

"Right. I'm exhausted." You sigh, holding onto Jean. Your legs ached from earlier, and your butt was sore for sitting for so long. Yet right when you were about to get into the vehicle, you feel a tap on your back, and turn around. 

Eren was standing behind you guys, and Jean gave him a bit of a side-eye before standing up straight and holding onto your waist.

 "Can I speak to you guys for a moment, alone?" He asks, and you exhale. "I can take you guys back with my ride, it'll only be a minute so let them go." Eren says, and you look back at your friends in the car, before shrugging and waving them goodbye kindly, telling them that you guys will be there later.

You could only watch as the vehicle drove away, and then turn back to face the man, keeping close to Jean. "Just say it, we could tell you had something on your mind the entire dinner." You laugh nervously, and he sighs, only for Jean to huff and mutter something under his breath.

"More like something in your pants." 

published 7/10/21.

im here or wtv

anyways yes I am considering that modern royalty/canonverse au
for an upcoming jean pic and ur also getting a reiner fic.. might use
some Nicki Minaj for the opening song bc why tf not