( 𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗔𝗣𝗘, 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗜𝗜 )

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
" SILLY LITTLE SAM. "

SO I GET OFF STAGE, RIGHT? DROP THE MIC.
WALK UP TO THESE HOT CHICKS AND I'M ALL LIKE
"SUP, LADIES, MY NAME'S SLIM SHADY,
I'M THE LEAD SINGER OF D12 BABY." THEY'RE ALL LIKE,
"OH MY GOD IT'S HIM, BECKY, OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S EMINEM!"

- completely unedited.

- three days before the prom,
thursday, past time.

The entire day everyone at school had been waiting impatiently for the prom to arrive.. Everyone just wanted to get in their dresses, dance and drink for a few hours, than have sex in the backseat of their dates car in the parking lot.

Pretty much everyone chatted about it at lunch, and at every chance they got once it was announced that it would actually be happening.

You on the other hand, had nothing better to do, and so you weren't planning on going whatsoever. Now yeah, that sounds like the typical high-school girl cliche where she has a crush on some dude and waits for him to ask her.

Well, no. That's not it.

You just wanted to go home.And so you sat in your final period class with your teacher, Mr. Sylome who went on and on about the presidential election which you were paying no attention to whatsoever.

You crack your knuckles and look to the side where Eren was staring at you from the side. You snort as he quickly looks back to his textbook, and he laughs under his breath.

After a time span of maybe five or seven minutes, you didn't care, the bell finally rang. The bell that was loud enough to burst your eardrums every day.

You and Eren jump up from your seats, looking forward to seeing Reiner and Sam as they get back from their classes. 

But as you walk down the hall towards your lockers, they never even approached you. They never even passed you. They weren't there at all.

"Where are those dipshits?" You yawn, and the males lips curve into a smirk. He knew something you didn't.

"What?!" You hiss, punching him in the shoulder.

"We're going to meet them in the park behind the school that the little elementary kids have recess in, race you there!" He shouts, speeding up and pushing open the doors.

"You suck!" You yell, nearly tripping over your own feet as you sped up your pace with a groan.

"You- swallow-!" 

His voice was drained out, he was too far ahead. This sucked major ballsack. 

You collect your breath, and run faster. Fast enough to reach him as he began to slow.

It took around twenty more long seconds of running to get to the park where Reiner and Sam were. Just hanging out, nothing special.

"Jesus. Why do you guys do this to me?"

"Because Reiner has something to say to you. Now go, or i'm gonna say something really mean and you aren't gonna like it, y/n," He scolded sweetly, and roll your eyes. Reiner just shook his head and got up from his seat on the bench.

Sam and Eren had quickly rushed off, giggling like little girls.

The boy looked at you.

"Could I walk you home or something?" He then asks, and you snort.

"Why not." You tell him, and then the two of you begin to make your way home. Reiner's stop was first, but, he insisted.

"You're gonna ask me to the prom two days before, aren't you?" You laugh softly, watching as your older brother, Chris, opened the door as you stepped onto the front porch. You send him a threatening glare, letting him know that it wasn't the time to say something stupid or related to sex.

And so he had slowly backed away, leaving you on the porch and Reiner on the front steps.

"Yeah, I was." He chuckled, and you smile.

"Well, you know, I already didn't have a date. I'll go with you." You tell him, and his eyes widen. 

"Goddamn, Reiner you look happy for once, You tease, and he laughs. 

"I am, I mean. You're pretty, funny I guess.. not too cool but you know." He yawns, and you flick him in the forehead.

"You wanna come in?" You laugh, turning towards the door. "It's a once in a lifetime offer, come on. You act like you haven't crawled through the living room window at one in the morning before."

"Yeah, well, fuck you." He rolls his eyes, following you into the house.

"Mommy, daddy, I'm home and I'm taking a boy to my room!" You shout, and your mum comes out from the kitchen. Not that she cared, but because she wanted proof you had someone over. She had really lightened up about.. stuff sex related.

"How was school?" She asks, wiping her hands on her apron and walking over to pull you into a quick hug.

"Boring." You tell her, and she looks to Reiner with a smile.

"Afternoon, Mrs. L/n." He says, and they both shake hands. 

"Alright, enough is enough. Come on, Braun." You say, grabbing him by the arm after you throw your backpack down next to the staircase where your sister and brother's belongings had been lazily disregarded.

Reiner follows you up to your room although you practically dragged him there.

"Welcome, welcome. This is my bed where I sleep. Under the side of the bed that's against the wall is where I hide my candy. Some of it might be from halloween so I don't recommend eating it. You know this." You yawn, falling back onto your bed with a thud. 

"Unfortunately, I do know this." He says, looking through your desk. You didn't really care who looked through your mess of a room unless it was your family or Sam. Because Sam could not keep a secret whatsoever.

"Y/n."

"Yes, Reiner-dear?" You ask, getting up to look through your drawers. 

"Why do you have one of those lesbian porno mags?"

- prom night, 
saturday, still past time.

"She always finds a way to ruin it." You sigh, picking up the bottle of Hennessy that you had managed to sneak in without a problem.

Reiner plopped down next to you, passing around the bottle.

Heather and her pretty princess squad had done nothing but torment you. Normally you didn't care and would've socked her in the face, but she had her stupid-ass boyfriend stuck to her, and he probably would've knocked your lights out in an instant.

Now, you and Reiner sat in the school bathroom waiting for Eren's arrival, closest to where the prom was being held. It was too expensive to hold it at somewhere fancy, so here you were now.

"Don't let her get to you. She's just a major bitch." He says, leaning his head back against the tile and taking a large swig of the drink before handing it back to you.

You could still hear the music, it was just quieter. The alcohol blurred it out just a tiny bit, and the closed door kept it steady and still. 

You had already drank a lot out there in the gym, and felt.. okay for the time being. Your eyeliner was smudged and ran a little.

"I know." You say, hiccuping.  Reiner had brought his hand up to your cheek, wiping away the runny black liquid from under your eyes softly, which made you smile and laugh softly

You lean your head on his shoulder, passing him the bottle in which he gulps another mouthful down. 

He looks at you drowsily, and then to the door where Eren walked in with a small bag of white powder.

"Did you get the uh.. paper.. thingy?" You ask, chuckling as you wipe your eyes. Only to mess up your eyeliner even more.

"Fuck!" He groans, stomping a little bit and going to open one of the bathroom windows. He the chucked the bag out of it, and slid down the side of the wall to sit next to you, so you were almost sandwiched in between them.

"You're such a dumbass, Eren." Reiner shuts his eyes, leaning his head back against the wall.

"Whatever. Sam is banging his girlfriend elsewhere and I'm bored. I'll get trampled on if I stay in the gym. And the ladies were alllll over me." He says quite sarcastically, patting his thighs in the tone of some song you recognized.

"Sam's too young to be having sex." You laugh under your breath, taking the Hennessy and swallowing another large bit of it, burping lightly after.

"I know! I'm gonna have to ground him. Silly little Sam, putting his dick in another girls vagina." You all laugh together, the more you all cracked jokes and laugh, your sides begin to hurt.

"I hate you guys so much."

- published 4/15/2021