𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

❝ I'ma write my name on his dick, Don't need a pen or a pencil. All I need is my body ❞

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[ MAJOR ANIME SPOILERS AHEAD, PLEASE READ W/ CAUTION ] 

── c/n = character name

"I grew out my hair for this, it better look fucking sexy blowing in the wind" Eren says, sitting down in his own seat to get his titan scars drawn on.

You were already seated in the chair next to him, being tended to by one of the nicemakeup artists, who always complimented you.

With a small laugh, you say,

"I'm sure it will. Besides this is our last day of shooting and than we can finally take a break for tomorrow,"

"You've literally only been here a week. What break are you looking forward to?" Connie says sarcastically, chuckling.

"Shut it, Springer" 

"Sorry momm-" 

You quickly bring up your foot to kick him right in the dick, causing a pathetic whimper to release from the back of his throat.

"Yo, five minutes people!" The director hollers, knocking on the door as he passes.

"Eren, we gotta go-" You say, picking up your phone and looking at it. 

"Shit, I know. Hurry up woman" He snorts, clapping his hands. Obviously being sarcastic, but getting hit upside the head from the woman who was drawing the titan marks on his cheeks. 

"Yikes.." 

"I'm almost done, Mr. Yeager. Don't test me" She shakes her head, dipping the makeup pencil into the red, powder-like paint and drawing a few more lines to finish the look. We had only just finished a quick breakfast break, and were getting ready to shoot for another character death in the airship.

As he was released from the chair, and you were as well, you both make your way to the golf-carts that would take you to stage C.

"Listen, ill give you my Heatran for your Cresselia" Eren sighs, pulling out none other than a stack of pokemon cards from the back pocket of his outfit.

This is what you did on the side. Since season one, the entire cast had been using pokemon cards to settle unfair rock paper scissors games, bets in general, or just to play with them, cayse why the fuck not. They were fun, even Levi and Zeke had decided to join in. It was pretty much our small inside joke.

You, and Ere were the one with the most legendaries, for all we knew.

"Yeah, absolutely not," You snort.

"I wouldn't trade Cresselia even if It gave me a chance to makeout with Hange. No way" 

He groaned, pulling out another stack.

These cards were like drug money to you two, just like back in your midde through higschool days when these had been everything to people.

As you argued, the horn of the cart beeped, and the man ordered you to get off, tired of your back and fourth bickering.

You both hop off, the directors and makeup artists on set grabbing you by the arms and pulling you into the auditorium like stage-set, where everyone else was getting ready. 

She quickly added the final touches to the sfx blood that was dripping from your hairline to your chin, and sent you off to climb up the steps to the airship, that was very high up, on giant support systems covered in greenscreen material. 

You sigh, putting your hands on your hips as you wait for the directors to tell you what to do.

Eren was still below, Mikasa getting her gear double checked.

"Places, people. We have one final chance to do this and then it's out to the people!" 

You laugh, fixing yourself a straight face as camera crews prepared to begin. 

You walk up behind Levi, and put your hand on his shoulder, waiting for the moment the film starts and everyone gets into character. 

"And, action..!"

Eren quickly crawls into the airship, Levi making his way to the man. You follow behind him, glaring down at the other Liebrecht in disgust. You truly had no side here. Only that you wanted to know your lover was safe, and would be coming back any minute.

Armin moves backwards, giving a little more space for Eren.

"How does one person manage to get so filthy," The Ackerman snorts.

"Disgusting, honestly" You sigh, crossing your arms, raising your chin.

"You look like you fell in a pile of shit," 

He then brings his foot up, and a stunt double is quickly pulled in, Levi kicking the double across the floor and into the wall, where he was quickly replaced by Eren in a matter of seconds..

Mikasa lunges forward, grunting as Armin grabs her shoulders.

You sigh, pulling the prop gun from your suit and pointing it at his forehead.

"this takes me back, Eren. I see you're still a great punching bag," 

"We're going to restrain you.. But after that, we need to talk" You say, fighting the urge to rub your thighs together at the uncomfortable feeling of the leather costume.

"Fine by me.."

He looks down, hair falling in front of his eyes.

"But, captain, it's all exactly like I wrote in my letters. I believe you understand that perfectly fine?"

Levi squints, "Ugly mug. Reminds me of those worthless fucks who I used to see all over the underground. Never thought i'd see it on you,"

"I do hope you're happy with what you've done. Everything went exactly how you had planned" You scoff, turning your head at the sound of popping. The gunshots that would call for Jeans incoming. 

Inaudible shouting was heard as you relax for a moment, Levi apolagizing to the double in case he had kicked him a little too hard as the cameras move to under the airship.

Sasha and Connie came in next, the three of you making your way towards the door, and reaching your hands out. 

"Jean!" You shout, the strong wind from the giant fans blowing your hair round.

"Grab on, hurry!" Connie says, the three of you pulling him up.

He grabs you by the face, and crashes his lips onto yours, wrapping his arms around you tightly before backing away, blushing madly. The light of the set was dim enough for the cameras to not catch that.

He holds your hand, the other in Sashas while he looks at you and Connie.

"Everyone made it, yeah?" 

"We're still waiting on Squad Lima, from the vanguard," The gray haired male says.

"We had a head count.. seemed as though we had six deaths," Sasha speaks.

"I see.. dammit.." 

"Compare that to the losses the enemy suffered!" Floch proclaims, 

"This is a major victory! The new Eldian empire has won it's first battle!"

Everyone in the background cheers loudly, raising their arms as the entire airship erupts in loud noise.

"Today, we celebrate! Pay tribute to those six noble sacrafices!" 

Connie, Jean, Sasha and you just look ahead at them. 

Springer stands up, moving away as the cameras shift to do a close up on Jean. 

"First battle, huh..? How long does this have to last before it's over.. How many more people must we kill"

You put your hand on his shoulder, in which he looks at you. 

You quickly kiss him on the cheek, Jean smiles pushing your head down into his shoulder and laughing softly, rubbing his eyes.

Connie comes back, getting down on his knees and pulling us all back to hug us, dipping his head forward. 

"Hey, well, at least we survived this one" He says, pulling you even closer. 

"I feel sorry for those other corpsmen.. but you guys are special to me." 

The camera moves around from each of our faces.

"That hurts, idiot. Dont hug people when you're covered in metal"

"What's that, Jean-?!" He raises his voice in a laughing manner.

"An actual idiot is the kinda guy that feels the need to comb his three lonely chin hairs!"

You laugh, wrapping an arm round Sasha's waist. 

"Huhh?" 

"I mean, he's right. Why spend so much time growing something that you couldn't eat?"

He gasped, and you pause.

"that's you, y/n"

"Shit, uhh.. uh-"

"You'd look a lot more attractive if you'd just groom your beard a bit better," 

"You cant say that! We're in a.. romantic relationship!" He says, looking at you.

"Oh but I can, you know-" 

"Stop it!" He squeals, the four of you smile.

"Hey, by the way, whens dinner?"

"We'll eat when we get back to Paradis." You say, stretching your limbs.

"Really? Not even a snack for the ride?" 

The director closes the clapperboard, the loud sound filling your ears as that marks the end of a scene, "Well done, everyone. You have a bit of a break before we start again. Remember, it's our last day. everything's gotta be in perfect shape."

They leave the set of the airship, and onto stage B, where another street of Liberio was built. Leaving us to do our own thing for a while.

"Eyy!" You and Jean cheer, high-fiving each other.

"Jean you couldn't have been more awkward when kissing her. Dear lord man. Everyone saw that tongue action, right?" Connie puts his hands together, and pointing his fingers towards the two of you.

Floch, Sasha, Levi and Eren both nod.

"You a lil' freaky ma-" You hit connie on the shoulder.

"I'm starting a petition for y/n to stop hurting me. Bitches get stitches"

"It wasn't even a real kiss. It was acting, Mr. Springer" Jean shakes his head, the four of you standing up. 

The rubber against your skin felt was slowly growing more obnoxious, and you had to deal with this for the rest of the shooting. You quickly pull on the material of the costume on your thigh, your fingers slipping and the rubber slapping against your skin.

"Fuckin' christ.." You sigh. You couldn't even scratch your back, especially with all the extra odm gear and metal plates. 

And you still had the rest of the day to go, and shoot the rest before you could finally get back into bed. 

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hey again

 chapters for sex tape are 100% going to be the most frequently updated lmfao. 

and this was definitely more of a filler chapter. I hope you enjoyed it! And yes, they were acting during the kiss. but theres more to come between them

they're all pretty much big kids ig 

unedited again 

𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑...

coming soon !

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