Girl has a secret....

Let’s pretend you’ll like whatever I have to offer, no matter the bullshit. Let’s all pretend, you’ll pretend everything is under control, and I am not the most insane idiot on planet Earth.
 
Point taken? Great!
 
Let’s now pretend I am about to say something amazing, something you’ve never heard before about sex and porn, and yeah, let’s pretend that doesn’t sound weird.
 
Let’s pretend you are not my Maths book, and let’s also pretend you’re not the one doing something like ‘Science’ in a goddamn laboratory in Muthik University.  (Let’s pretend it’s a University, after-all, not every university is on Google!)
We cool?! Excellent!
 
Now, friends, Romans and enemies, please welcome the GRANDIEST ……(what the hell? Is that it? Grandiest fullstop?)
 
Yep!