OK,

Like seriously, just look at how being “You” is so difficult. Every thought, every word, even the nitty witty bit of you is not easy to guess.
  That becomes secret number five: BEING SOMEONE ELSE IS AS DIFFICULT AS FORGETTING YOUR VILLAGE THIEF.
Why village thief? I donno. Sounds sexy...does it? Don’t judge.
Don’t forking judge.
When I say don’t judge, I mean, like, just keep your eyes on the next line. Leave this one alone. See, you’re still here. What are you...
 
Humis 2E (lie detector) was created by someone inside a Russian government agency around 1982. They created a super creative model out of it.
So, this same tool was used by FBI on John Liturgy’s case. The Russian government later learnt of the screw up and in a bid to protect its patent, filed the FBI a fine of close to thirty million dollars.
That’s way more money than you can ever spend in a lifetime, and speaking of lifetime, John Liturgy was freed from prison on this bias.
  So, basically speaking, who was right or wrong?
I’ll start by playing with you a game called monofolly. In monofolly, you are given two choices in answer to a question given.
For instance:
What is the most important use of sunlight?
A: Drying clothes
B: Solar panels
 
 
So, all you have to do is think of the right answer, write it down on a piece of paper, and await the correct answer.
 
Your Point of View (wtf is this dude talking about. Must be on crack or something.)