"Christine, you know the laws here. If you indulge in sexual contracts or any other kind of sexual immorality, you can't just place your naked tits for everyone to see!"

Even as I write this, I still feel that humiliating sentence ringing in my head, "your naked tits for everyone to see!"

I'm like, "What the hell is going on?"
It didn't take long before the whole thing was finally revealed to me.
You see, although I hate to say it, I was a pretty damn chicken hole back in the day.

Long story short, I met a guy at a party (your classic beer ping pong high school party so to speak). I drunk-kissed the guy. And then, he touched my...(this sucks)....my freaking boobs. Like straight out touched my boobs, yes my "B- double O-Bs". To make matters worse, some pervert found it funny to take a screenshot of my face and my tits out.
So yeah, as you can guess, I was on top of whatever crack hole social media marketing porn-site out there. No jokes, I was even on Pornhub. Just search "Redhead with big boobs gets plunked."
Though probably the link is definitely removed per now, but yeah, my tits are out, I'm all over the place and then as if shit hasn't hit the fan yet, I'm called to the principal's office.

Principal with big bald head looks at me, looks at the jerk who touched me, looks back at me, checks his watch, and says the above mentioned phrase.
"Like dude, what? I'm not the one in the wrong here, thank you very much. This jerk right here touched my ..." I was so angry I sighed like an ostrich, (or whatever. You get the context)
"You know what Principal? If you're interested in fucking me, let's do it then. Face to face. No mirrors or anything. Just me and you right now. Let's fuck. Coz in starting to think that you're gay as f...Like how can I be in the wrong here, he's the one who touched me in the first place. Like dude....?"

I know what you're thinking. That I couldn't say that to my principal and that it is probably made up, but guess what bitch, my name is Christina and I did say the f- word to my principal.
(Sorry for calling you bitch! I just got too excited, Bitch! Lol! But seriously, sorry.)

So, I got suspended for no good reason, other than that stupid one, and....

Moving on!

So, it's been just three months when the whole thing is done, everyone is back to business. I'd say I saw guys laugh at me. Some were even so perverted to bite their lips when I passed by.

Pfft. Like I would give two baboon shits.

And yeah, pretty much, that's how I got banned from College. But geez, directors and stuff and everyone concerned, it's not like your college was the only one teaching the subjects I loved.

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Good thing with being a teenager is that you're only a teenager once. So despite all that drama, and the 'embarrassment' it brought, I ended up finishing college after-all.

Now back to your question----why didn't I have so many friends at College? Good question! How did you forking think of that?
Such a smart ass question- so to speak- until you realise, friends are like spoilt kids. You give them too much attention, they turn back on you.
But to really answer your question, I'd start with my High school experience, and then, dear enemy, you'll be able to decide whether I needed friends at College or not.