Complicated diagrams. These drawings not only showed how I looked inside ‘down there’ but also gave me a bunch of headaches.
  How in God’s name do you even memorise ‘amyglodiac--something’? It’s funny I use the word ‘God’ all the time, as though I’m such a devout monk….
 
In the briefest of words, this wasn’t meant to be an autobiography.
 
And neither is it a work deserving a citing on the New York Times.
 
So, in the briefest of sense, I’d say, I graduated with Honors (thank God!), and pretty much everyday, set about working on amazing pussies. Yeah, mine inclusive.
 Oh, before I forget, sarcasm has been shown to increase your left hemisphere, as well as the adjacent right hemisphere. By adjacent, I mean the area that’s responsible for critical thinking skills, abstract thinking and all.
  So, although you may hate it already, sarcasm could be the next Einstein pill you’ve been looking for. Search for it. It works!
 
(When I say I’m working, what I mean is, I’m not yet in the field but rather work as an assistant gynaecologist. For those of you who don’t know what gynaecology means already (OMFG!), just know it has to do with all the sensational parts down there.)