When I was 6 or 7, my brother gave me a baby doll for Christmas. About a week later I went to my friend's house and said "I have a baby. My brother gave it to me". My friend's mom suddenly became very interested in our conversation. "Um, really? When?" she asked innocently.

"Last week. She also came with doll clothes and a magic bottle." I giggled.

She sighed a breath of relief. Yeah, uh, I haven't talked to her since.