This is a response to hope_forever_18 's recent drabble "The Scorned Women's Club"

Also, Hope, I didn't know if you had established a middle name for Hayden, and I didn't feel like hunting it down. If you did, just lemme know and I'll change it XD
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"You guys are so immature." Hayden grumbled.

He stood in front of a blanket fort made in the corner of the current world meeting taking place. Honestly, the countries were so used to the HetaSquad's immaturity, they didn't pay the events happening in the corner of the room any mind.

The sign in front of the fort said "GAY MEN'S CLUB" in large letters, and in very tiny letters underneath, it read "excluding Hayden Ellis Neufeld". The heads of Dennis Reader, Spencer Ferrell, and Andrew Neufeld were poking out of the fort, taunting glares donning their faces.

"Sorry, no Haydens allowed." Spencer stated loftily, causing the other boys to snicker.

"Spencer, you're grey. You don't exactly qualify for a gay men's club." Hayden rolled his eyes.

Andrew gasped and covered his mouth, while Dennis hurriedly covered Spencer's ears. "Don't be a bully, Hayden. Spenc is grey, gay, and glad."

"You guys are being bullies! I'm bi, you can't exclude me, and only me, from the club!" Hayden fumed.

"Bro, this is what happens when you turn yourself into the comforting buddy of all three of the girls we had to let down." Andrew shook his head.

"Hey, what's going on here?" Terrance popped up from behind Hayden, reading the sign quickly. "Ohhhh, I'm pan. Can I be in the club?"

"Of course!" The three all chided together, allowing Terrance to enter the tent.

"Wait, I want in too!" Samuel shouted from his seat.

"You're welcomed to join!" Dennis yelled back.

Hayden was aghast as Sam scrambled into the fort. "SAM IS STRAIGHT!"

"The sign says you're excluded, not straight men." Spencer stated.

"I hate every single one of you." Hayden hissed.

Meanwhile, sitting at the table of the meeting were a confused Jacob and Tyler.

"... what's going on over there? I feel like I miss so much..." Jacob muttered.

Tyler shrugged. "I just pretend it's not happening and go about my day."