I'm really nervous to write this, but I tried! Sorry if it's crap, also its probably gonna be shorter than usual because I'm horrible at writing  things for side characters xd.

Warnings ~
A bit of cuteness? Its been awhile okay?!,
Drunk Howser,
Meliodas being in this for no real reason,
Super short oneshot,
Shitty writing.

(1/26/2020)
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(Y/n)'s P.O.V

     I walk into the tavern, looking for my wonderful boyfriend, Howser. He recently got promoted to Great Holy Knight, and just got out of a long battle with a large tribe of barbarians on the outskirts of Liones. I just happen to know he has a habit of drinking after work, so this is the first place I look. I walk in and spot him pasted out at the bar, I sigh and walk over to him.

     "Howser, are you okay?" I ask poking his cheek, I hear him giggle but he doesn't stir. "He's been out for half an hour (N/n), taking up a seat at the bar too, would ya care to throw him out for me?" A childish male voice says from behind me. "Meliodas!" I slightly yell, attracting attention from a few patrons around me. "Heya, (N/n)!" He says to he, grinning.

    I smile politely at him, "uh.. Mel, could you help me 'escort' my dear boyfriend home so I can beat him up?" I say to him. He chuckles at me, "it would be my pleasure!" He grabs places one of Howser's arms over his shoulder, and I do the same with the other. We walk him out the door and head to my home.

● Time skip brought to you by drink Howser asking you if you were single, and then crying when you said you weren't ●

"Ugh!" I exclaim loudly, throwing my lover onto our bed with the help of Meliodas. "Thanks for the help shorter!" I say to Meliodas, panting a bit, he chuckles and reaches up to ruffle my hair, barely making it. "Hey! You aren't much taller!" He says. "Welp, I gotta go back to the bar, call me when he gets drunk again so I can watch him get smacked down!" He calls as he leaves the room and closes the door with a bang.

     I sigh and change Howser into his night close, not really caring since I've seen him naked many times before, I also change into my (f/c) pjs. I pull out blankets over him and kiss his cheek, getting under as well. I cuddle up to him and he drunkenly wraps an arm around me, pushing me into his chest, making me smell his booze scented body even clearer. "Ew, no! Howser, stop!" I whine, I hear a drunk giggle as I turn to face away from him. "Goodnight you goofball." I whisper, mostly to myself, but I hear him whisper back. "Goodnight, sweetie."

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Its so early/late, I know this probably sucks but I'm to tired to fix it, goodnight petals! Thank you for taking time out of your day or night to read this! Sorry for it being so short.

○ Words ~ 541 ○