[This took place a while ago]

AG: [heading outside] She needs to come up with a new title

Sakura: [hanging with AG] I don't know.... I like it.... It's like a signature....

AG: [stops floating]

Sakura: Somethin' wrong?

AG: This is dangerous for you.... they could hurt you and..... I don't.... want you to see what happens..... I don't..... want you to see me like that.... I don't want you to be afraid of.... of me

Sakura: [grabs her face] I could never be afraid of you AG..... I care about you to much..... [lets go of her face and grabs her hand] Now let's go greet them!!

AG: Y- yeah.... [squeezes her hand] Let's go

《10 minutes later》

AG: There they are! [points to everyone]

Meliodas: [up in the air] FUULLLLL COUNTE---!!!!!!

AG: [stops his attack] (think that thing that Estarossa did) Nope!!

Meliodas: H- huh? [falls]

Diane: [grabs him] [grabs Gideon]

AG: [holds her hands up] Hey don't worry!! I'm no-! [gets hit by Galand]

Sakura: [rushes to her side] AG!! [ready to fight even if it kills her]

Galand: Well well well! What do we have her-! [Get hits by Daichi's breath of Ice attack] What?! [Gets vines wrapped around him]

Everyone else besides AG and Sakura: [gets the same treatment as Galand]

Daichi and Haru: [ready to fight]

The Sins, the Commandments, and the Archangels: [breaks free]

Daichi: You touch my sister again...! I'll kill everyone of you!!!!

Haru: SHE'S A LITTLE BITCH BUT SHE'S OUR LITTLE MISS BITCH!!!

Sakura: [puts her gloves on, ready to release the seal]

AG: [traps everyone in a ring of fire (they won't get hurt of course)] [heavy breathing]

Hawk: AAAHHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE A HOLE ROASTED PIG!!!!

Meliodas: Sate Sate Sate! Your up! I actually didn't expect that kid!

AG: [flips him off] Sate Sate Sate yourself Bitch-iodas!!! You think after 3,000 years puberty would finally hit your ass!!!!

Estarossa: [laughs]

AG: Shut your mouth Fucker-ossa! Why you always gotta cat walk everywhere like sweet Cheeseus! Walk normally!

Estarossa: [stops laughing and glares at her] I do not cat walk!

Galand: I don't know how you didn't turn to stone but you actually do Estarossa, that's the honest truth

AG: [messing with her nails] I turned your Commandments off

Derieri: You can do that?

AG: Hun. The Demon King and the Supreme Deity ain't got nothin' on this bitch aND IF THOSE TWO FUCKERS ARE LISTENING WHICH I KNOW YOU TWO ARE!!!!

Hawk: Why you looking at me huh?!

AG: Cause you have a connection to purgatory AKA, the Demon King! And the Supreme Deity is keepin' an eye on her kid [gestures towards Elizabeth]

Gloxinia and Drole: [chokes on their spit]

Elizabeth: What

AG: Now fOR YOU TWO LITTLE SHITS! STOP THE FUCKING FIGHTING BEFORE I ENTER RING!

Sariel: [clicks his tongue] I don't think that-

AG's phone: ["Hey there demons. It's me, ya boi"]

Everyone from 7ds world: [visible confusion]

Merlin: [has child like wonder] What is that???

AG: Phone. You use it for entertainment, shopping, and communication [answers and puts it on speaker] What you want Lady?

Lady: Sooo uhh.... I just got two messages from um the Supreme Deity and the Demon king...... they said uh, "Sorry. Please don't." They sounded genuinely scared

AG: Their asses better be!

The Archangels: I-

AG: Yeah they fuckin' know me!

Estarossa: [snorts] What the actual fuck?

Zeldris: How-! I-! I'm-!

Gloxinia: Wait?! [lands] You!

AG: Yeah?

Gloxinia: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS!

AG: W-wah? Do what exactly?

Gloxinia: [smiling like a mad man] [rests his arm on her head]

AG: Oh.

Sakura: Pfff

AG: I will bitch slap you with my fucking clipboard fairy king

Gloxinia: [is eternally happy]

Sakura: AG your like so fucking short

AG: I despites you people.... except for you Sakura. You're the only one to get a pass.

Haru: Favoritism!

AG: Fuck off fairy number 2!

Gloxinia: [floats up above her] [rests his chin on her head] This is the best day of my life

Sakura: You might wanna move unless you feel like evoking the wrath of someone who could give Meliodas a run for his money

Gloxinia: I'll take the risk

Sakura: Did Lady uh hang up or

AG: [seething with pure rage] No. She's trying to make sure that I'm not going to hurt him

Sakura: A huh [clicks her tongue] Lady don't worry. I'll make sure she doesn't, you know, explode

Lady: Thanks but I actually have to talk to her and you about something

Sakura: Oh. Ok. Hit me

Lady: How? How do you do it?

Sakura: Do what?

Lady: You've managed to befriend everyone. Like... everyone..... Even the god damn Phantom Troupe and Akatsuki. The bad guys. Their fucking chill with you. One illegally adopted you! One of the most dangerous fucking ninjas ever!

Ban: How do you illegally adopted a person?

AG: Uhh there's this kid here who immediately said isn't that kidnapping. So I guess kidnapping? Question mark?

Sakura: The only fucking person who kidnapped me and others, is you

Arthur: Wait wah-?

Elizabeth: We're kidnapped????

AG: Yea. Also Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Y-yes?

AG: Don't be afraid to fucking slap a hoe kay? You're a lot like Sakura. It only took a bit for her to let loose here. I bet my fucking money that within a week, you'll be chill and by the end of the month, you'll slap someone

Haru: I say the opposite. Gonna take her two months to slap a hoe!

AG: You'll never financially recover from this

Elizabeth: A- are you two seriously betting me hurting someone??????

Sakura: Liz I'm a healer too but.... [adverts eye contact]

AG: It's like the giant race on steroids and small and pink

Diane: Really?

Sakura: I couldn't do what you do though.....

AG: Tell that tO ALL OF THE FUCKING WALLS YOU BROKE! YOU BROKE THE ARENA! YOU'RE LUCKY HIDAN IS IMMORTAL! THAT SHIT FUCKING MAGIC AN YOU BROKE IT!

Sakura: AG your over reacting

AG: It's the god damn truth

Galand: [under his breath] Holy shit it is

AG: Alright! Gloxinia! Off me now

Gloxinia: [floats off of her] Wow

Sakura: [sips her tea] Ikr?

Drole: Where did you get that tea....?

Sakura: [hands him and Gloxinia a tea cup] Don't concern yourself as to why and where, consider how good it tastes [hands tea to everyone else] All of you

Ludociel: Excuse me young Lady but-

Lady: Yes?

Ludociel: W- wait no no not you

Lady: But I'm Lady and I'm young

Ludociel: ..... Hol up

Lady: Now what you want?

Ludociel: Uh I'm talking to the pink one!

Natsu: Yeah?

Gilthunder: Hm?

Ludociel: Wait no! Pink girl

Machi: The fuck you want?

Ludociel: YOUNG PINK GIRL!

Machi: YOU CALLING ME OLD???

Ludociel: FUCK

Tarmiel: HA

Sariel: Pfffff

Lady: Thank y'all so much for going along

Ludociel: [deep breaths]

Sakura: Lmao now yeah?

Ludociel: [collecting himself] Since you apear to be the smartest person, who's-

Sakura: Ok, let me explain the chain of command in a way everyone will understand. Lady is the puppeteer and commander of this bullshit so technically in charge but because of her age, AG, the second in command takes responsibility for this shit. Haru and Daichi are 3rd in command-

AG: No their not

Sakura: Oh then you explain it

AG: So Lady's in charge, myself and someone else is in second, Bakugo and another dude is thirds in command, and Daichi and Haru are fourth. Oh! Sakura and Cobra are my right hands!

Haru: Two goD DAMN FELINES COME BEFORE US???????

Daichi: Fair

Ludociel: I see

Lady and Estarossa: No. No you can't

AG: Sweet Cheeseus another one.....

Sakura: I want to say something but Lady threatened to fuck whoevers ass snitches and I'm keeping my V card thank you

Estarossa: Say what?

Meliodas: I like Lady

AG: Only because she's like you Meliodas but also Elizabeth and well, everyone else

AG: Also she's tall

Meliodas: Says the girl who's 4'11

AG: I will fight you

Lady: Let's not please

Estarossa: Let's

Derieri: Lady's pretty funny

Lady: Oh thank you! I'm creative when it comes down to insults so that'll be fun!

Derieri: Can't wait

Monspeet: Wait our Commandments are turned off?

AG: I-

Lady: [slams her hand on her desk] YES NOW FUCKING CONFESS PLEASE. I'M TIRED AND I NEED TO HURRY. IT'S BEEN LIKE 3,000 YEARS, NOW FUCKING KISS PLEASE

Monspeet: [eyes wide]

Estarossa: FINALLY! SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT!

Lady: IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, IT'S WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WANT, IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT NOW SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT KAY??

Monspeet: I- I

Derieri: Confess to who?

Estarossa: Lady your actually smart

AG: Lady's scary when she wants to be ngl

Gowther: Such strange humans

AG: I'm not human sooooo

Haru: I'm a fairy

Daichi: I'm a fairy

Lady: I'm a bitch lmao

Galand: They ain't lying

Lady: Oof

Melascula: There's a dark presence here.... an evil one at that....

Lady: Hol up [hangs up]

Melascula: I wasn't talking about he-

Portal: [opens]

Lady: [walks though]

Sakura: THEY GET TO SEE YOU ON THEIR FIRST DAY?????? WE HAD TO WAIT A YEAR!!!!!!!

Lady: Hol up Sakura, I got something to do [inhales]

Lady: KURO!!!!! GET YOUR KIDS!!!!!!

Lady's phone: [vibrates]

Merlin: [trying and failing to grab Lady's phone]

Lady: No Merlin. [answers it] This is Lady speaking... ok thanks Kuro... [whispers] Bye love you too [hangs up] It was Kuro telling me that's she's got her "kids" now

Estarossa: Who's Kuro?

AG: Evil.

Lady: She's an amalgamation of all things evil but she's really just a precious bby

AG: E V I L! Lady she's E V I L

Lady: I'm not arguing with you right now about her

AG: Sure! Whatever! Let the embodiment oF EVIL BE YOU FAVORITE!

Lady: You're not so good either!

AG: BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT EVIL!

Lady: FINE!

AG: FINE!

Lady: I'M GOING TO SEE MY FUCKING FRIEND KURO!!! AT LEAST SHE LISTENS TO ME!! [walks off into the forest]

AG: I'M STILL FUCKING BETTER THEN THAT GOD DAMN MIRROR!!

Lady: [from off in the distance] FUCK YOU!

AG: FUCK YOU!

Estarossa: [Cackling] WHAT ACTUAL FUCK????

Elizabeth: Oh my

King: She talking to her reflection?

AG: [seething with pure rage]

Sakura: [calmly walks towards her]

Merlin: I don't think you want to do-

Sakura: [sits down and yanks AG into her lap] [pets her head] Hey. Calm down AG. She's a teenager, gonna be rebellious.

AG: [calms down]

Zeldris: How?

Daichi: Sakura is the only thing that calm down AG really. AG has been alive for along time and from what I hear, nobody has really been able stop her rage like Sakura. They understand eachother

Haru: AnD MOST LIKELY THEY WANNA FUCK

AG: [snaps her head back towards Haru] I'M BURN YOUR FUCKING WINGS OFF

Haru: [flys away] GONNA HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST SHORTIE!

AG: [flys after him]

Sakura: [gets up and looks at everyone else] He's joking

Diane: You sound so done with everyone's bullshit

Sakura: I- is that obvious?

Diane: Oh you poor thing.....

Daichi: I don't understand how I'm related to him

Sakura: Eh. At least you don't get bombarded with flowers that basically say shit like, "I wanna fuck you"

Daichi: AG is so going to kill him

Sakura: I know right. We're gonna need the fountain of youth or some shit to keep him alive

Elaine: I mean.... I don't have it-

Lady: [pops out of nowhere] [holds a bottle] There.

Sakura: Ex- fucking-cuse?????? Is THAT why AG is an immortal???? And why do you have it???

Lady: It's the responsibility of the Lady's apparently. We gotta guard it, we gotta keep AG's power in check, and manage everything else! I call bullshit

Daichi: Dosen't that....

Elaine: Technically.....

Gloxinia: Make you....

King: The Holy Woman?

Helbram: Or Saint?

Sakura: Cause you are far from Holy

Lady: ......Does it? H- have I been living a lie? Was I not supposed to swear??

Sakura: I....

Drole: What the hell

Derieri: Excuse me..?

Monspeet: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BEFORE??

Lady: [clicks her tongue] Well.... Grow a pair before I slide in them dms

Monspeet: I don't know what that means but I don't like it

Sakura: She gonna steal ya girl is what that means

Lady: I can and I will

Monspeet: Are we aloud to fight here?

AG: [flys back down] Touch her and I kill you

Haru: [distant screams]

AG: He's fine :)

Lady: I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!

Ludociel: Why is she aloud to manage this place

AG: Believe me when I say, she's way more serious than she looks. Also I kinda found her by a river so she's my responsibility now

Lady: She's STILL mad that she has to share me with my actual parents

AG: I'M JUST SAYING! FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS!

Lady: It's been like, almost a decade since you found me fishing at that river

AG: Which you have no patience for by the way

Lady: Your not wrong but I don't want to say your right

Helbram: I have a question

AG and Lady: Shoot

Helbram: Why are we here? And uh.... there are races that are deceased so how am them and myself alive?

AG: Lady would of cri-

Lady: No I wouldn't of!

AG: I will play their deaths right here

Lady: [crying] THEY GOT DONE DIRTY I'M TELLING YA! DIRTY DAMNIT!

AG: You guys should have seen her. She was a train wreck when she seen your guy's deaths

Elaine: How do you two...?

AG: I'll explain afterwards! Right now we don't have much time left and honestly, I wanna watch Lady play harvest moon

Lady: I wanna play harvest moon and talk with some of my friends

AG: So! You guys were brought here for a special reason!

Estarossa: That reason being?

AG: Ships!

Zeldris: Why in the name of the Demon King would we care about boats?

Sakura: Oh you poor souls.....

Lady: I'm sorry... The people wanted this.....

Derieri: Kid I want to know what you meant! Please!

Monspeet: NO

Lady: You're guys ship will be going first lol

Derieri: He has a ship?!

Monspeet: Hol up.... ships as in 'Relationships'?

Lady: FINALLY! SOMEONE FIGURES IT OUT ON THE FIRST DAY!

AG: I'VE DONE THIS SHIT 3 TIMES AND NOBODY REALIZES IT

Zeldris: HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KIDNAPPED?????

Lady: [stops and starts doing invisible equations in the air]

Drole: I've just realized that both myself and Diane are small....

AG: Doesn't affect your strength tho

Howzer: What is she doing?

Lady: It's called math

Lady: Uhhh 62 adults, 6 teens, 5 children, a pig, and 2 miscellaneous?

AG: Also that one baby

Lady: Oh yeeeaaaahhhhh but wasn't that like.... 200,014 years ago give or take?

AG: I mean yeah but still counts

Lady: Fair

Zeldris: How old are you????

Lady: Old lol

AG: Yeah....

Estarossa: I'm tired

Lady: Same

Estarossa: Wanna ditch em and sleep?

Lady: [stops]

AG: You broke her lol

Estarossa: Well?

Lady: U- uh sure! Wanna go to my office? We can sleep in there

Estarossa: Will anyone bother us?

Lady: I'll lock the doors and the vents

Estarossa: Why the vents?

Lady: Theres a pedophile in the vents

Merlin: [gasps and grabs Arthur]

Lady: I know. I'll grab some pillows and blankets Estarossa

Estarossa: My kinda party

Lady: I know right?

Lady: [grabs a key and makes in opening motion]

[A portal opens]

Estarossa: [whistles] Pretty cool

Lady: Shall we? [holds her arm out]

Estarossa: We shall [links his arm with hers]

Lady and Estarossa: [leaves though the portal]

AG: The fuck just happened????

Sakura: You lost your unofficial child to a sleepy demon

Haru: [soaking wet] Still a better love story then Twilight

Daichi: I actually like Twilight but yeah

AG phone: [vibrates]

AG: [answers it] Yes?

Lady: [whispering] Y'all shut up

AG: [whispers] Why are we whispering?

Lady: Estarossa face planted into the couch and fell asleep so I'm getting some blankets for us both

AG: Gonna sleep in the chair?

Lady: Yeah

Lady: ... But if y'all fuckers start shipping me with Estarossa, I'll kick names and take ass

AG: [snorts] Bye bye

Lady: Bye. [hangs up]

AG: So yeah. Ships are relationships and y'all will be reacting to them!

Derieri: Sounds easy enough

Sakura: No... no its not.... it's torture and pain.... It's the definition of dread....

AG: She would know considering the fact that she's been here for like, almost 100 chapters- I mean over a year

Gowther: Chapters?

AG: Shit uh yeah. This is a book.

Everyone else besides Sakura,  Daichi,  and Haru: ...

AG: BYE GUYS!

Everyone else besides Sakura, Daichi, and Haru: WHA-