Yeah also this book contains heavy spoilers concerning The Seven Deadly Sins

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AG: [flys in] WHAZ UP MOTHE-

Estarossa: Where's Lady?

AG: .... Lady has a thing and she's shy so she won't show up all the time but if you ask her nice enough....

Derieri: Dang... I really wanted to talk to her ya know?

Com. Lady: Thank you....

Everyone not familiar with modern technology: [visible confusion]

AG: It's called an intercom. She can talk to us without actually being here. She's in her office right now

Estarossa: Uh yeah I have a question about that

Com. Lady: Um yes

Estarossa: You don't fight right?

Com. Lady: I uh try not to unless I absolutely have to.....

Hidan: [from down the hall] YOU BASICALLY HAND DE - FUCKING - LIVERED MINE AND PEIN'S ASSES WITH A BOW ON IT AND KICKED AG'S ASS MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES! SO DON'T YOU EVEN START WITH THAT SHIT!

Com. Lady: [slams hands on her desk] I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN AND WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AROUND DERIERI! [realizes her mistake] Oh no-

Galand: HOW IS HE NOT LYING????

Estarossa: So you CAN kick ass!

Com. Lady: [flustered noise]

AG: [cacking]

Derieri: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Gloxinia: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Drole: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Estarossa: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

The entire 10 commandments besides Zeldris and Grayroad: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Zeldris: [pained voice] I hate these demons

Grayroad: Why did you ask though?

Estarossa: Oh well there was a suit of armor and a bunch of weapons in her office so I just got curious

Com. Lady: W- would it be easier if I just... you know... go there?

AG: Sure

Com. Lady: Kay [click]

[Portal opens and Lady steps through]

Lady: Kay 'Rossa-

Zeldris: The fuck are you doing?

Lady: It's called rolling your 'r''s cabrón

Zeldris: The fuck is wrong with her

Lady: .... [looks away]

AG: Where to begin......

Melascula: Actually! Never mind! We do not need you're entire tragic back story hun! We have enough of those!

Lady: That's the thing hun! I ain't got one! The most tragic thing that has ever happened to me was meeting that bitch [points at AG] Thank whatever is out there that don't remember it! I just know I was fishing!

Merlin: The sass is powerful enough and.... What did he mean before?

Lady: [clicks tough] Bout what?

Merlin: About you being more powerful than the woman who is more powerful than the fucking Demon King and the Supreme Deity?

Lady: Honestly... I think she just let's me win....

AG: [mouths 'I don't let her win']

Elizabeth: Oh my word

Ban: Pleeeeaaaassseeee just sAY 'FUCK'

Elizabeth: [stares at him] You really ruffle my feathers [smiles]

Ban: Ugghhhh why me.....

Lady: Can we get back to Estarossa's question?

Helbram: Please. I'm curious too

AG: Curiosity killed the cat

Lady: But what it found brought it back!

AG: Touché

Estarossa: Ok but why?

Lady: I'm an author! I make characters and keep some of their relics!

Gowther: You're an author?

Lady: Yes! And no! You may not read my books! Spoilers! Now! [Goes over to Estarossa and sits down next to him] [lays on him] Back to the ship! Before Wendy gets here-!

Wendy: [walks in] Where's the ice cream?

Lady: My freezer, bottom shelve. Don't touch my raspberry please

Wendy: Kay! Also-

Lady: You take a picture, no ice cream for a month

Wendy: Ok then... at least I got you on our side

AG: What side-

Lady: [the color red] DON'TWORRYABOUTITAG!!!! WENDYPLEASELEAVEANDIFYOUSAYADAMNTHINGGOWTHERIWILLMAKEYOUINTOABIRDFEEDER!!!!

AG: [hands in the air and floats away slowly]

Estarossa: [confused and concerned] Faith you good?

Gowther: [very confused] What?

Wendy: lol [leaves]

Lady: [burys her face into Estarossa] Let's get this swissing over with please

Estarossa: [pats her head] Just... chill please

Esconor: What...?

Meliodas: Hey! Lady!

Lady: [muffled] What?

Meliodas: Why has he been in night form this entire time?

Lady: [raises her head but still holding on to Estarossa's arm] [sounds like a tired kid] I disabled everyone's powers for the time being... If you guys were to get into an authorized fight then I'd turn your powers back on however I can't seem to turn off people's powers who have traces of angelic or divine origins! Esconor's power is a lot to keep in check and I can barely even do it because it's so reminiscent of Mael's so I didn't even bother even attempting to turn off the Archangels or Elizabeth's! I also leave healers powers on just in case! Now back to the ship please

Estarossa: That was a lot to take in

Lucidel: [slowly starts to get out his rapier]

Lady: [quickly takes it] Bitch-idel no

Meliodas: [looks at AG] [looks at Lady] [does that about 5 more times] Oohhh

Zeldris: [thinks] The resemblance is uncanny

Cobra: [passes by] Ikr dude but that's not actually AG's kid

Zeldris: WTF

Lucidel: How...? You know what? I'm not going to question anything else I see here

Lady: Good. And no touchy. My sleepy buddy. I'mma impale you

Estarossa: I got diplomatic immunity AND the goddess can't give me no shit

Sariel: Wait if our powers can't be shut off by you.... Why aren't his [points at Estarossa]

Lady: Oh yeah..... this book has spoilers by the way readers

AG: Well since he's your erm... 'Sleepy buddy'.... You get to break the news to him AND the others

Meliodas: What does she mean by-

Lady: Esta look at me

Estarossa: [looks at her] What?

Lady: Your Mael

Everyone else: ...

Lady: In order to end the holy war, Gowther fucked with everyone's minds and put you in place of the other Estarossa. So in all technicality, your apart of the goddess race with some demon blood in ye and I'm sorry but that also makes you that bitches little brother [points at Ludociel]

Estarossa: My life has been a lie...?

Lady: Yes but your still you and really, that's all that matters

AG: It's ok. Lady has a slightly similar situation going on so really, it's best that she broke the news to you

Lady: Haha! I'm a failed abortion! :')

Estarossa: I-

Ludociel: M- .... Mael...?

Lady: No. He's who he decides to be.

Estarossa: I- I'll stick with Estarossa.... And has that been that little voice in my head?

Lady: Probably or we're both going insane

Estarossa: What?

Lady: What?

Zeldris: I mean he's still Estarossa....

Meliodas: Does this mean we have to share custody????

Elizabeth: Huh. Cool

King: The fact that everyone is just chill about this is just...

Diane: Wow

Merlin: Cool

Estarossa: Anyway

Lady: Monspeet x Derieri!

Derieri: Who would name a boat that? And why is there an 'x' in between our names?

Lady: The fandom and it basically means that people want you guys to be in a relationship

Derieri: What? Why?

Lady: Because- [hand gets thrown over mouth]

Monspeet: Don't

Estarossa: [removes Monspeet's hand from Lady's mouth] How about you, don't

AG: [cracks her knuckles] [pulls out a Wii] Are Wii gonna have a problem?

Estarossa: [grabs Lady's Nintendo Switch] Let's Switch up that attitude shall we?

Meliodas: [grabs a Playstation] Cause we don't play at this station

Elizabeth: [grabs a Gameboy] We don't play these Games boy

Derieri: Puns!

Monspeet: Kill me

Lady: But in all seriousness, Derieri x Monspeet. It's a ship for me!

Estarossa: I'll go along with what she says

AG and Sakura: Ship!

Gloxinia and Drole: Ship!

Melascula and Galand: We're not drunk enough to say anything but you know what? Sure

Fraudrin and Grayroad: Yea

Meliodas and Elizabeth: Ship!

Zeldris: Okay

Ban and King: Sure

Diane: Ship!

Merlin and Esconor: Sure

Gowther: Okay

Gilthunder, Howzer, and Griamore: Sure!

Elaine and Helbram: Ship?

The Archangels: Ok

Hawk: Sure!

Lady: [Intensely stares at Hawk]

Hawk: W- what?

Lady: I always forget that there's a talking pig here..... [pats Hawks head] Best boy

Hawk: What?

Elizabeth: I don't know. After I punched Meliodas, she called me best girl....

Meliodas: You trIED TO DROWN ME LIZ

Elizabeth: I do not hear nor do I remember

Meliodas: Elizabeth, I love you, but you can't escape your consequences or-

Elizabeth: Watch me Blonde

Lady: Okay, so before someone dies [stares at Meliodas], Let's wrap this up! Haru! Daichi!

Haru: [eating a sandwich] Sure thing!

Daichi: Of course!

Lady: So now that that's wrapped up-!

AG: Look at you taking the reins! Makes me p-!

Lady: [grabs a bat]

Estarossa: [calmly grabs said bat and takes it away from her] Faith

Lady: [looks at him] [calmly pulls out a baton] Esta

Elizabeth: [calmly takes the baton] No.....

Lady: [sighs] [pulls out a kn*fe]

Meliodas: [panicly grabs the kn*fe]

Lady: ... BiTCh [grabs a Rapier]

Alexander: [grabs his Rapier back and sheaths it] Princess.

Lady: [grabs darkness] Feline.

Kuro: [grabs the darkness calmly] Child, stop.

Lady: [pouts]

AG: Yeah.... to everyone who thought I was insane, has clearly never met Lady

Zeldris: ... WhO THE FUCK ARE THOSE TWO???

Kuro and Alexander: [looks at eachother]

Lady: [grabs Estarossa] THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Zeldris: EXCUSE M-