Elizabeth: Every time I hang out with you guys, it gets weirder and weirder.

Diane: You say “you guys” like you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, girl. You’re already on the Christmas card.

A/N: I might have to put this on hiatus due to my parents being assholes. If I don't put it on hiatus, it'll be updated slower than usual.