Zeldris:  Bad News - Drole locked his keys inside his house.

Zeldris: Good News - We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.

Zeldris: Bad News - Drole finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

Zeldris: Good News - A hot person saw me do it.

Zeldris: Bad News - It was Gelda, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows.