"My oh my..."

"Peej, stop making it sound so dramatic."

"You slept with Phil!"

"I slept in the vicinity of Phil. There's a difference."

"Mmhmm..."

"PEEJ. STOP."

"Daniel and Philip, sitting in a tree..."

Dan sighed, although he was laughing, and collapsed onto the bed. "Fine. You win."

"Yessss!"

"Although it wasn't necessarily just sleeping," Dan murmured, so quietly that PJ couldn't hear him. Admittedly, he told PJ most things, but some could wait until later. Much, much later.

"So. Dan. Details," PJ said. "I want to know everything."

"Hell no."

"Why not?"

"You know why not, you fool." Dan bit his lip.

"Ooh... Has Danny got a secret?"

"Stop!" Dan whined, his face reddening.

"Well, I'm not going to pry-"

"A bit late for that, isn't it?" Dan interrupted.

"-but I hope you tell me whenever anything important happens." PJ finished.

Dan sighed. It was hard to stay angry at PJ for long. "Fine. But only things I think you need to know. Ok?"

"Okay."

Dan smiled. "Good Peejslice."

"Dont call me that!"

Dan giggled evilly, watching PJ's face redden at the mention of his one-time Twitter name.

"If I can't know details... What was it like?" PJ said after a while.

"You know we didn't actually... y'know..."

"What? Really?"

"It's not that surprising, is it?"

"I'm just surprised you could restrain yourself, to be honest."

"It was pretty tricky."

The two laughed and PJ looked at Dan with faint pride. "Well, I'm happy for you, anyway."

"Thanks, Peej."

"Do you want to go downstairs? Vidcon's properly starting tomorrow so everyone else will be there too," PJ said. "Partying, I mean."

"Sounds like a plan" Dan said. "Are you just forcing me into a meet and greet with other YouTubers?"

"Maybe..."

They laughed.

"I'm not sure... Now you put it like that..."

"Phil's gonna be there," PJ said with a sly smirk.

"I'm sold."