"I'm just vibing with the giraffes."

"I've seen roadkill put in better effort than you!!"

"Ew, it tastes like redemption!"

"But he /stabbed/ me, Mom!"

"He had so much homework he threw his taco at me."

"Is no one else worried that she has a plastic knife in her pocket??"

"He can die. It would be good character development."

"He will be nicer to tomatoes because he looks like one."

"So you're saying you broke physics."
". . .yes."
"Good job! I'm proud of you!"

"Don't judge people by the size of their guitar!!"

"Corn is not always the answer."

"Garbage propaganda!"

"It's a lightning frog."

"All good jokes start at the cannibal high school."

"I'll donate some of my melanin."

"I looked at this trash bag and went: wow!! that's cute!!"

"You gotta conjugate your yeet!"

"This is my flutish accent."

"I should not be this sad over vegetables."

"It's fun murder!"

"Okay, we need to talk about something that is very important to all of us."
"Yeah, George Washington!"

"See you later. Please don't kill anyone while I'm gone."

"I would chuck money at you."

"I built an eight-foot coffin my freshman year!"

"I have learned to make my heart stop beating."

"I think you're mixing up Candy Crush and reality."

"I can remember all of Guns and Ships, and yet somehow I can't remember where I asked for your opinion."

"Food is food, no matter how stale."

"I'm just a simple human girl who likes simple human things. Like bread, and complaining."

"Batman is U.S. History."

"We can take a stick out of the yard and call it a yardstick."

*in British accents* "Have you found your Darcy yet?"
"No, it's not foggy enough."

"He didn't give me adequate Tetris time!"

"Why are there so many Michigans??"

"Don't worry, I'll bring you a rib."

"Do you know how many skulls I have in this room?? So many!!"

"I'm ranting about the tree!"

"Act normal so I can answer this."

"Is there an option of arson?"

"Nice barbeque juice."

"There's no room for kindness in the harsh world of paper.io."

"You guys have the combined brain-power of a vacuum."

"The plot. . . is a hole."

"It's a banana moon!"

"You dumb hipster lumberjack!"

"Wouldn't it be so fun to find this under the Christmas tree? A bag of vertebrae."

"She's too much of a coward to embrace the squid."

"I'm running with the big dogs, and I can hardly keep up."

"A toucan is basically a fish."

"Do you want to know why our teeth chatter?" *pause* "Because we're secretly beavers."

"Ice cream has been illegalized in fourteen states."

"Personally, I'm thriving in my own misery."

"There's a lot more error than trial with this project."

"I mean, you gotta let your duck shine every once in a while."

"You are immortal until proven mortal."

"You stuck me under the dashboard like a piece of cake!"

"It's only a matter of time before I spontaneously combust."

"I don't need to get arrested today."

"I'm getting back into character of myself five minutes ago."

"I am the essence of a beautiful thing in a Walmart sack."

"If you have angular calves, you have my heart."

"I need to wash trumpet juice off my hands."

"Your applesauce eating is inefficient!"

"You uncultured swine!"
"Excuse you, my swine is /very/ cultured."

"It's like dimples but for your legs."

"Why would you put a blanket in a blanket??"

"The only personality is tree."

"I'm having third and fourth thoughts, but not second."

"Polar pear go moo."

"My thumb is shedding a tear."

"I have the instincts of Spider-Man!"

"Wanna know what I had today? Not a nap."

"Why is this soap so iconic?"

"They're impersonating old people pants!"

"Why would I exist when instead I can just lay here like a blob."

"What would it take for you to let me name your first child?"
"A good name."

"You, too, can have the swagger of a frog."