Mamiko-Chan: We have another dare guys!

Eves and Servamps: TWO DARES TWO DAYS IN A ROW?!?!

Mamiko-Chan: Yeah? Is there anything wrong with that?

Eves and Servamps:*remembers the last time they made Mamiko-Chan mad**shudders*
N-No

Lawless: Spill the tea Mamiko-Chan! What's the dare?!

Mamiko-Chan: Actually, I haven't read the dare yet. I just got notified that we have a dare.

Kuro: Mendoukuse. So this is going to be the first time we'll actually read the dare?

Mamiko-Chan: Pretty much.

Misono: Hurry up and open it already!

Mamiko-Chan:OK! OK!*under breath* Don't get Lily to strip for you in private.

Lily:*hears what Mamiko-Chan whispered**gets a tint of pink on cheeks*

Mamiko-Chan: Anyways, let's read the dare now!*opens envelope that has dare in it and reads the dare**starts turning red* U-Uh.....

Mahiru: Are you okay Mamiko-Chan? Your turning red. Do you have a fever?*attempts to put hand on forehead but Mamiko-Chan pulls away*

Mamiko-Chan: I-IM FINE! Uh... I mean I'm fine Mahiru-San.

Mahiru:*confused* Uh, ok?

Mikuni: Tell is the dare already Mamiko-Chan! Abel-Chan here is getting impatient!~

Mamiko-Chan:*mumbles under breath*

Licht: Speak up! We can't hear you!

Mamiko-Chan:*mumbles a little louder*

Hugh: Just tell us the stupid dare already!

Mamiko-Chan: FINE! YOU GUYS HAVE TO READ A LEMON FAN FICTION! HAPPY?!

Kuro, Lily, Lawless, Licht, and Jeje:*starts turning red*

Mikuni:*smirks because he knows exactly what a lemon fanfic is*

Mahiru, Misono, Tetsu, and Licht: Huh?

Tetsu: Why are we going to read a fanfic about lemons Big Sis Mamiko-Chan?

Misono: I want to know as well.

Mahiru: Same.

Licht: If were reading a fanfic about fruits let's read one about melon instead.

Mamiko-Chan: Not that kind of lemon Tetsu. The uh, other kind of lemon.

Licht:*realizes what she means and starts turning five hundred million shades of red* So that's the kind of lemons you're talking about.

Misono: What is it? Tell us.

Licht: I'll tell you and the other blondie but not the Angel-in-Training.*goes to whisper in there ears what Mamiko-Chan means when there going to read a lemon fanfic*

Misono: *becomes redder than Higans hair*

Tetsu: *has a tint of pink on his cheeks*

Mahiru: Tell me too Licht-San.

Licht: Sorry. No can do Angel-in-Training.

Mahiru: *gains irk mark* Stop calling me that Licht-San! Just tell me what it means already!

Licht: No.

Mahiru: Fine.*turns to Mamiko-chan* What does lemon fanfics mean?

Mamiko-Chan:*proceeds to tell him but sees the death glare that Kuro, Licht, and Hyde are sending her way and closes her mouth*

Mahiru: Well?!

Mamiko-Chan: Gomen Mahiru-San, but no.

Mahiru:*gains multiple irk marks and leaves the room angrily*

Eves, Servamps, and Mamiko-Chan:*breathes sighs of relief*

Misono: Thank god Shirota-kun left.

Kuro: Yeah. I don't want my precious sunshine to be tainted.

Eves and other Servamps:*look at him with eyebrows raised*

Kuro: What? It's true. He is mine after all.

Eves and Servamps:*in head* So possessive.

Mamiko-Chan:*in head* OTP!! OTP!! *squeals internally and fan girls* POSSESSIVE KURO IS SO AMAZING!!!!!

Hugh: Lets just move in with the dare already!

Mamiko-Chan: Ok! Ok! Just let me find a lemon fanfic first!

~time skip to after Mamiko-Chan finds a lemon fanfic~

Mamiko-Chan: Ok! I found one!

Lawless: What is it?

Mamiko-Chan: It's a uh,*looks at the title and description* LawLicht lemon!

Lawless and Licht: EH?!?!

Licht: WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH THAT  DAMN SHIT RAT?!?! HES A DEMON AND I AM AN ANGEL!!!!!

Lawless: I like angel-babe, but not that way!

Mamiko-Chan: Because you two look really kawaii with each other~

Lawless and Licht:*blushing* NO WE DO NOT!!

Mamiko-chan:*puts hands up in a surrendering position* Ok! Ok! But we still need to read the fanfic!

Lawless and Licht:*sigh* Fine.

Tetsu: Whats the title Big Sis Mamiko-Chan?

Mamiko-Chan:*looks at title* It's called "Kick Me if You Want Me to Stop" by RedZeveRin.(A/N: If you want to read the story, it's on AO3. Go check it out. It's really good.)

Lily: Lets hurry up and read it before Shirota Mahiru-kun comes back, ok?~

~time skip to after reading the lemon fanfic~

Tetsu and Misono: *entire face is red*

Lawless:*has a major nosebleed*

Licht: *is on the ground, entirely red with black swirls as his eyes*

Mikuni: *smirks because he finally has some blackmail material for the Greed Pair*

Jeje: *embarassed*

Hugh:*wondering why the hell mortals write things such as this while having an enormous blush in his face*

Mamiko-chan:*dead on the floor because of how much vampire smexyness is in the lemon and because of blood loss*

Kuro:*imagining him and Mahiru doing the same thing with steam coming from his entirely red face*

Lily:*silently fangirling at how bold his older brother is*

Lawless: Well, that was, an um, interesting read.

Mamiko-Chan: And I loved it! I'll never get tired of reading this kind of genre!

Eves and Servamps:*looks at Mamiko-Chan with a 'bitch, just what the fuck did you just say?' face*

Mamiko-Chan: What? I have a lot of time on my hands. Besides, Author-Chan loves reading these kind of books~

Author-Chan: She is right, ya know?

Eves and Servamps: Where did you come from?!

Author-Chan: Magic!

Misono and Licht: LIKE HELL!

Mamiko-Chan: *release KI* The both of you will calm down now or, I'll tell everyone here your secrets.*grins creepily* Do you want that?

Licht and Misono: *shakes head no frantically*

Mamiko-Chan: No? Then don't yell at   
Author-Chan. Ok?~

Author-Chan: Stop it Ko-Chan! Your scaring them!

Mamiko-Chan: Ah! Gomen guys! *smiles sweetly* Sorry if I scared you!

Eves and Servamps: *in head* So bipolar.

Author-Chan: If you think that she's scary, you should see me when someone pisses me off.

Mamiko-Chan: It's true! She made some bullies pee their pants after they called her the b-word!

Author-Chan: Yes, yes Mamiko-Chan. And I'm very proud of that feat.

Mahiru:*comes back into the room*

Author-Chan: Ohayo Mahiru-kun!

Mahiru:*surprised* Author-Chan! What are you doing here?

Mahiru: Just wanted to stop by.

Eves and Servamps: Wait, you know her?!

Mahiru: Yeah, I needed help with something and Author-Chan volunteered to help me. And after that, we became friends.

Author-Chan: Yeah, that's basically it.

Eves and Servamps: Cool.

Author-Chan: Anyhoo, we should probably end the chapter now. You wanna do the honors Mamiko-Chan?

Mamiko-Chan:*nods head* Hai Author-Chan! Bye everyone and thank you to @vbananakatto (is that right?) for requesting the dare! Ja ne minna!

Eves and Servamps: Ja ne minna!

Author-Chan: AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND COMMENT!

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