Mikuni: *telephones Tsurugi* Hey

Tsurugi: *answer the phone* Hey what's up?

Mikuni: I need your help, can you come here?

Tsurugi: Ah I can't I'm buying clothes

Mikuni: Ok well hurry up come over here

Tsurugi: I can't find them

Mikuni: ...What do you mean you can't find them?

Tsurugi: I can't find them, there's only soup!

Mikuni: Ah? What do you mean there's only soup?!

Tsurugi: It means there's only soup!

Mikuni: Then get out of the soup department!!

Tsurugi: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME. *goes to the next department*

There's more soup

Mikuni: What do you mean there's more soup?!

Tsurugi: There's just more soup!

Mikuni: Go to the next department!

Tsurugi: There's still soup!

Mikuni: Where are you right now?!

Tsurugi: I'm at soup!

Mikuni:  WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?

Tsurugi: I mean I'M AT SOUP!

Mikuni: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?

Tsurugi: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE

Mikuni: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

Tsurugi: FUCK YOU

Mmmmh I need stupid characters for this skit...

(っ・ω・）っ≡≡≡≡≡≡☆ Mikuni and Tsurugi