Thank you KuRomi_H34rt, for the idea :D

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Servamp gets fangirls

... Well, technically, we ARE those fangirls. But I'm talking about in-animr fangirls.

Mahiru: doesn't even realize and keeps on fixing the girls' stuff that they suspiciously destroy very often ( e.g. uniforms for a festival )

Kuro: "... What a pain. But I can't help it 'cause I'm *transforms into his cat form* cute. "

Sakuya: stabs them to death

Misono: drives them away and shuts himself inside his mansion 'til they get away from him.

... Unless you're stalking... cookiequeenemmy im looking at you

Lily: strips

Tetsu: advertises his family's onsen and promises everyone a free souvenir since he's happy he got 'customers'

( Anonymous: what kind of customers, tetsu? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Hugh: has none but doesn't care because he has tea

Licht: is used to it and uses the opportunity to get them to listen to him playing the piano

Hyde: writes a very nice poem... About how they should all friggin' leave him and his eve alone

... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Crantz: pretends to be grateful. Pretends

Guil: steps out of the whale costume and personally thanks them for growing to like his grey existence which he thought had drowned in the aquatic park

Mikuni: frowns

Jeje: stares at them from under the bag until the start backing away

Johannes: "IN THAT CASE, PLEASE BE MY TEST SUBJECT!"

Tsubaki: laughs and then bitch-slaps you to the left and to the right. "you're going to leave me alone anyways. Shut up, boring human."

Belkia: skewer time

Otogiri: looks up fangirls and fanboys on the urban dictionary

Higan: starts singing girl on fire to turn them off

Sham: "instead of doting over me, comfort the young master instead."

Tsurugi: poses then charges

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Hope it was okai 😂