Noah: ah alright I'm off ciao

Hero: forgetting something?

Noah: oh right

Noah: *kisses Hero*

Hero:

Noah:

Hero: I was talking about your paperwork but this is fine as well

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Soldier: look at him sparring he's so concentrated

Soldier 2: yeah I can feel his focus its scary

Hero (thinking): am I using the blue hair tie or the black hair tie

imagine being called Richard Fiddler, like... Dick Fiddler? Bro

how many abs does Noah have again

Who looked at cow titties, sucked at them, and consumed the white liquid coming out of them and was like 'aye that's pretty good'

my ass looks great in leggings tbh

Soldier: I really admire him...

Soldier 2: yeah...