incoming call:
witch🧙🏽‍♀️

"wassup girly pop?"

"char i'm the most embarrassed i've been in my life"

"whoa, didn't know i was that bad."

"what? no, not- i just fudged while dialing will's number, and i called a random stranger!"

"fudge? yeah, some fudge would be good right about now."

"charlotte! can you just be serious? i'm freaking out!!"

"okay, okay, take deep breaths, it's all going to be alright."

"char, what do i do? i don't know how to act in situations like this!"

"honey you don't know how to act in any situation."

"rhOod"

"being rude is my skill, yes. but seriously, there's no need to freak out. just don't call him back, like ever."

"like ghosting him?"

"ghosting but it's for good!"

"but i don't wanna ghost somebody!"

"but you don't even know him. it won't make any difference, the world will keep on spinning, let me assure you."

"screw it. i'm gonna call him back."

"EVA NO"

call ended

"why do i even try to give her advice?"