Bold=Matthew
Italicized=Eva
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Incoming Call
New fren?🤷🏽‍♀️

"Hello, you have reached the Queen of awkwardness, How may I help you?"

"....well first off by not making me feel weird."

"I'm the Queen of awkwardness for a reason, chappie."

"That was an awful British accent."

"Thank you. Now siriusly, why are you calling? You seemed kinda freaked out by my fabulous self the last two times we talked."

"The same reason you've called me. I'm booorrreeedd"

"20 questions?"

"Why not."

"Alrighty then! Question one: What do you look like?"

"Um, that's a bit personal, but okay. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and a so-called swoon worthy face."

"Pfft! I'll believe it when I see it, Mr. Charming."

"Aaand you never will, so just use your imagination."

"You're no fuuuuun."

"I know. Question two: Do you have any siblings?"

"Yup! Two younger sisters who drive me insane. My turn! Question three: Do you have a job?"

"Umm...sort of, I guess. I'm a performer."

"Luckyyy!! I would give anything to be a performer."

"You might wanna re-think that wish."

"Oookkaaayyy....your turn!"

"Okay. Question four: Coke or Pepsi?"

"Uuuugh, that's such a cliché question!"

"But it's a classic!"

"Fiiine, I guess...Coke."

"Nice. I'm more Pepsi."

"Really? Huh. Wouldn't have pegged you for that."

"You've literally only heard my voice."

"Minor details. Question five: Are you a boy or a girl? I already have my suspicions, but I need confirmation."

"I'm a guy."

"Knew it!!!" *crash noises in the background*

"What did you just do?! Are you okay?"

"Aww, it's nice to know you care. I was just doing my happy dance and I fell."

"Your...happy dance?"

"Yup. And I fell onto my sister's cymbals."

"I....I'm not even gonna try. Question six: What kind of music do you like?"

"Umm..I like country and Broadway music. Funny you should ask about that though, cause right now my friend is trying to get me to go to this concert. Do you know Matthew Valentine?"

"Um..yeah, I know him."

"Yeah, my friend is obsessed with his music, so she's forcing me to go. I think I'm gonna sit this one out though."

"Wait-why?"

"I'm just not into his kind of music. It seems all too good to be true with him."

"Hmm..I guess it might look like that. But~"

"Oh! I have to go. Bye, 'Prince Charming'!"

Call ended

"~What if he's actually nice?"

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