Italicized=Eva
Underlined=Charlotte
Underlined Italics=Emma
Bold Underlined Italics=Jackson
Bold=Matthew
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Incoming Call
Queen of Awkwardness

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

"What?"

"A brazillian."

"Oh that was horrible, Eva."

"Today a man can up to my door and asked me for a small donation to the local swimming pool."

"And what did you give him?"

"A small glass of water."

"Oh gosh..."

"You need an ark to save two of every animal?"

"No...?"

"Cause I NOAH guy."

"Ahhh, these are so bad!!"

"A man attacked me with butter, cheese, and milk."

"Someone attacked you?!"

"How dairy."

"PLEASE LORD, SAVE ME FROM THE PUNS!!"

"Y'know, I would make a dog pun, but it would be too RUFF!"

"Okay, I'm hanging up in 3, 2,"

Call ended

"1. Wait, what?"

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