Italicized=Eva
Bold=Matthew
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Incoming Call
Stranger who calls me🤷🏼‍♂️

"I'm bored. Please entertain me if you're not busy."

"Wait, what?!"

"Please entertain because I'm bored. I've already memorized Hamilton, there's nothing else to do."

"You're calling a complete stranger. To entertain you."

"Yes...."

"I could be a psychopath!"

"You could. But if you really were a psychopath then you wouldn't bring up the fact that you could be a psychopath."

"Okay, fine. Why did you call me to 'entertain you'? You can call others, right?"

"I could, but everyone else is busy."

"Fine then, I'll try to entertain you. Wanna play 20 questions or something?"

"Oh! I just got an idea for something. Call you later! Thanks!"

Call ended

"I swear..."

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