So. I'm at Lunar's place. Mori and Marissa are also there.

So let's start from the beginning, shall we.

When Marissa got here, we went to the park.

When we got there, LUNAR TRIED TO SAY THAT MAKOTO WAS A BETTER, MORE INTERESTING CHARACTER THAN SHUICHI.

We had a scrum debate

SHUICHI IS BETTER

Marissa
Ame
Mori

MAKOTO IS BETTER

Lunar

Marissa: SHUICHI ACTUALLY EXITS

Lunar: TECHNICALLY, HIS CHARACTER IS ALSO FAKE

Mori: HE HAS BETTER MEMES!!

Lunar: THERE ARE COUNTLESS MEMES INCLUDING MAKOTO

Ame: Shuichi actually fucking gets character development. Makoto stays the exact same the entire time. Also he's kinda a Mary Sue.

Lunar:..... Uh...... Well.....

THIS IS OUR ANSWE-

Lunar: I still think Makoto is better

Marissa: YOU BETTER RUN BITCH-

And the chase began

Marissa ended up stealing Lunar's phone to use as leverage.

But Lunar is fucking stubborn.

So, we started walking back home. Marissa wanting to beat her up. Which she tried to. So Lunar got scared and started running away.

Marissa was like "BITCH IF YOU JUST HUG AND ADMIT SHUICHI IS BETTER, THIS CAN BE OVER"

And honestly, Marissa is pretty scary so if I was in Lunar's shoes, I'd stop now. BUT LUNAR IS FUCKING STUBBORN.

So she ran.

Basically this went on longer than it had to, and eventually we got her to admit that SHUICHI was better.

Then Lunar failed at Parappa on easy mode