Soooo my mom left her phone in the car, so Mori and I went down the elevator to the garage to get it.

When we got it, we went back to the elevator and there was a woman in there.

Mori was wearing a tank top and was like "ewww I'm wearing a tank top and this girl sawww meeeee"

And I tell her to stfu and not worry about it.

When the girl gets off at the ground floor and the elevator doors close, I turn around and tell her "Look at that, she's gone!"

And the elevator doors slowly opened as that sentence leaves my mouth, and there's a dood standing there on the ground floor.

0 u 0

After he left, my mom got a text that said "can I test your husband for male depression?"

It's not what you think

Idk what it's for, but it's not cause he has depression.,.,.

Anyway, he needed to join a discord server and he was so clueless on how to do it,.,.

I wanted to help him, but THEN THEY'D ASK WHY I KNEW HOW TO USE IT AND YEAH-

owo