I'M ON A ROLL! ok, continue with the story now.

"Okay..." Bill said, panting. "I'm sorry... And don't kill me for saying this..."

Dipper got off him, grabbed him by the shirt and pinned him to a tree. "I'll decide after you say it." He said dangerously.

"I was misleading you guys almost the entire time, you have to go back to the CMI and try to rescue Mabel." Bill said.

"How is that even a plan?" Dipper asked, calming down.

"I was kinda expecting you to be past the crazy phase and be on the relaxed, jumpy little Deertaur you were supposed to be..."

"That still didn't give me any information though."

"Here's some info... I don't wanna be human forever!"

"That has completely nothing to do with anything."

"Everything will make sense once we try save your sister."

"Then what are we waiting for? I don't think they'd be sending invitations anytime soon."

Bill sighed. "I'll just throw away this plan and go onto plan B I guess..."

"What?"

"Nothing!" Bill yelled. "Plan B is actually much better..." he mumbled to himself.

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"No... why did you... you jerk faces do that?" Mabel cried.

"What an emotional mermaid..." The woman in black mumbled, watching the security cameras.

"Were you able to extract the magical energy?" She asked, pressing the button to the intercom that read 'Operation room 1.'

Inside there was a giant pig, waddles, who needed 2 tables on account of his hugeness.

"Yes, ma'am." a rusty voice said.

She pushed the button. "Rob, clear your throat the next change you get. Your voice is so rusty."

He held his thumb up through the camera.

"Put those pieces back together... then extract the magic... it will raise the value more." She spoke into another intercom.

The guys just finished piling Stan's stoney corpse on an extracting table.

She turned from the screens to her field team. They stood in front of her in neat rows.

"We must find that deer kid and his magic human companion. They must be stopped, examined... then stripped of their magic

"Ma'am?" A man by the window asked.

"What is it, John?" She asked, annoyed.

"A search won't be necessary."

"And why would that be?"

"They seem to be attempting to charge at us."

"What?"

"Come see."

The woman joined the man at the window.

Dipper was charging full speed at what looked like the entrance of the sleek building with Bill riding on his back.

"FOR NARNIA!!!" Bill yelled.

The woman stood at the window, dumbfounded at what she was seeing.

She started to smile, then burst out laughing.

"Go... go.. he hee... bring them in... AHAHAHA!" She commanded her hunters as she tried not to laugh.

Bill and Dipper continued running towards the building.

"Ready?" Dipper asked, approaching the wall.

"Ready." Bill said.

Just as the hunters got out, Dipper used the power of nature to give himself badass huge antlers.

He rammed into the hunters and threw them behind him and crashed into the door.

Bill fell off.

The antlers quickly wore off and Dipper shook his head a bit.

"Come on, deer kid." Bill said, pulling him inside the building.

They ran down sleek, white, futuristic hallways. "How do we find Mabel and the others?" Dipper asked.

"Wing it?" Bill asked.

There were more guards.

Two in front if them, and two behind them.

Dipper ran back and fourth until they were trapped. Pinned up against the wall.

"DOOR!" Bill screamed, pushing Dipper through the door that they were apparently leaned up against.

Bill got in and locked the door behind him.

"Heh, the walls and door look exactly alike, it's like every door is a hidden door, am I right, crazy-kid-I-stalk-when-Im-bored-but-also-tries-to-kill/destroy-me-constantly?" Bill asked.

He noticed Dipper was staring at something with a shocked expression.

Bill followed where Dipper was looking. Right in front of them.

"Hey dudes." Wendy said, sitting at a table cross legged eating chips. She... she was normal... like, human normal.

"Yeah... I should probably tell you one other thing..." Bill said nervously.

Dipper just stood there, broken.

"Heh... yeah... the CMI... you know the guys' facility we just broke into? Yeah... they are hunters but..." Bill continued.

Dipper grabbed him by the shirt and threw him to the wall. "But.. WHAT?" Dipper asked angrily.

"They... hunt magic." Bill managed to say.

"SO THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE TO CHANGE US BACK?"

"You and her, yeah, kinda..... I guess... but they won't change me back to a demon. Trust me, while you and the others were knocked out, I asked."

Wendy stayed silent, and continued eating her chips.

"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS THEN!?" Dipper yelled angrily.

"I-" Bill began.

The door broke down. Some men shot Dipper with a tranquilizer gun.

"Can't wait for plan B." Was the last thing Dipper heard Bill say before blacking out.

"He must have so much magic energy stored up in there... you should extract it to prevent... misuse." Bill told one of the guards.

Wendy raised an eyebrow to Bill. Was he planning something?

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Dipper was back in his cell with Bill and his sister.

"Now that that's done with..." The woman sighed, walking to the security cameras room.

"Wendy, thank you for your co-operation. I promise we will do all in our power to try not to hurt your friends during extraction process. You are dismissed. Go see your family." She said through an intercom.

Wendy nodded. She felt kinda guilty, acting like she didn't have a care in the world. She did care, she didn't want Dipper or Mabel, or anyone to feel the inescapable pain of the extraction.

But it had to be done.

She left the building, pale faced and still a little weak. She had to check to see if her family is okay. Not everyone makes it.

"The family will be suspicious if you don't piece him together!" The woman yelled through the intercom to the man who was piecing together Stan.

"Ma'am may I ask you a question? was it really necessary.... to.. uh I dunno BLOW HIM TO BITS?"

"Decisions were made."

"Yeah, decisions."

"Do not take that tone with me."

"Why? Will you blow me to bits too?"

"This conversation is over." She hung up.

She rubbed her forehead and sighed. Shortly, there was a knock on the door. "Come in" She groaned.

"Hello ma'am." Bill said. "I couldn't help but over hear that you extracted magic in this facility... is there, by any chance, a way I can see it?"

It's not over yet! MWHAHAHAHAHHA!
~Nolcat.