Being Human Stinks!

Bill woke up to the smell of breakfast in the air. All that sugar from yesterday made his belly ache.

Bill came to the conclusion that possessing a body was better when you were borrowing it. Now he needs to spend most of his time taking care of it.

"Ugh, my head." Bill moaned.

Maybe he could figure out another way to carry on with his plan... Either way, he was done being human. Or was he?

Bill let himself fall down the stairs.

He chuckled. Pain never got old.

He tried to sneak past the kitchen and get to Stan's room.

"Hey!" Mabel yelled after him.

Bill walked to the kitchen backwards. "I'm getting way better at this whole walking thing." He said before tripping on the table and spilling everyone's eggs and bacon on himself.

He laughed as the food burned him. "Oh, pain how you amuse me."

"Why isn't your friend a monster?" Grunkle Stan asked, confused.

"Maybe he just wasn't infected." Dipper told him.

"What was his name again?"

"I'm Billyboy!" Bill blurted out before the twins chose his name.

"Nice to see the kids meeting someone new." Stan said before going to his bedroom.

Dipper held his stomach. "How much smile dip did you let me eat?"

"Hey, it wasn't my job to count." Mabel said.

Bill chuckled while watching them bicker.

The twins' turned their heads to Bill, who they forgot was there.

"Let's go outside! I wanna play in the pool!" Mabel said excitedly.

She wheeled herself out the door and into the pool.

Dipper rolled his eyes. His stomach ache was making him grumpy.

"Come on." Dipper said as he dragged Bill by the collar outside. (on his suit, not a dog collar... just a specification.)

Bill struggled trying to teleport out of Dipper's grasp.He couldn't even make a flame to burn Dipper's hands!

Bill now understood. By wishing to be transformed to a human a few days ago, it took away all his dream demon powers! He was human. Not a piece of dream demon left inside of him.

Dipper let go once they reached the pool. Bill tried to float. He couldn't even do that.

Bill started to shiver. "Body spasms!" He yelled.

Dipper couldn't help but smile at how different Bill seemed as human. He got freaked out at every thing that happened to his body.

Imagine if he had hiccups!

Dipper's stomach stopped aching, he felt much better.

"Hey Pinetree?" Bill asked once he stopped shivering.

"Can, you like uhh not call me that?"

"Hey, Deerboy?" Bill asked.

Dipper rolled his eyes. "What?" He asked flatly.

"Where is that flower? I'd like to be a dream demon again..."

"What are you getting at here?"

"I don't want to be in this helpless, different, needy form anymore!" Bill said, a bit annoyed.

"Why did you even want to be human in the first place?"

Bill sighed. "My plan." Bill widened his eyes and put his hands over his mouth.

"Wait... what plan would you need to be human for?"

"What plan, there is no plan." Bill said, his voice becoming more human.

Dipper got really close to Bill as he held him up by the shirt. Dipper had grown since he turned into a deerataur.

"What plan?" Dipper asked through his gritted teeth.

"Shooting St- MABEL!" Bill yelled, he couldn't do anything as human, how's he supposed to defend himself against.... this monster.

Mabel noticed what was happening.

"Woah woah woah!" Mabel yelled, trying to calm everyone down. "What the heck is going on here!"

NOTE

Whoops '^-^ guess I forgot to write ahead of time for this book... Anime has become very distracting, he he. Damn Natzu and Happy and Damn Sadao. T-T why do they torture me with their presence. xD

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