A lot of people have been requesting a part two of this and these are really fun to make so I was like why not? Anyways, give us some requests and some chapters you want a part two of :)

If y'all want to read amazing septiplier Oneshots and you can't find any you can go check out CosmicTsuki 's book because it's one of the best septiplier Oneshots book I've read on here and I've read ALOT. Would be nice to see some of you in the comments there ;D

-J

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D club groupchat

Mark:
I knew I shouldn't have told that story on the channel you guys are such bullies

Jack:
I wanna be in the D club but all I get is a groupchat with a bunch of losers smh

Felix:
Rude, for one thing.

Ken:
^^^

Wade:
i never signed up for the D club

Bob:
neither did I

*wade has left the groupchat*
*bob has left the groupchat*

Felix:
why is everyone so rude today

Jack:
Bad day?

Mark:
did you just?

Jack:
yeth

Ryan:
okay since we're in the D club who's gonna give me a D job?

Mark:
jack gives some great 'D jobs'

Jack:
the only 'D' sucking I'm doing around here is mark

And by D I mean douchebag

Mark:
someone has a goddamn attitude today.

Jack:
shut it u douche

Felix:
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mark:
cerm at mreh breh ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

Jack:
fuck u m8. t(-.-t)

Matt:
ooooOoooo get rekt

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Jack:
OUR BRAINS ARE SICK BUT THAT'S OKAY

Mark:
wait didn't you say the other day on tumblr that you didn't like twenty one pilots?

Jack:
i changed my mind dipshit

Ken:
okay y'all need a marriage councilor.

Felix:
I volunteer as tribute

Mark:
We don't need a councilor fuck off felix

Jack:
We're not even dating???

Matt:
Did you forget that you sent that one video on the group chat by mistake??

Jack:
oH

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Mark:
When are you nerds coming back to LA?

Ken:
We have a revelmode meeting coming up so probably soon

Felix:
Where do you guys wanna go this time?

Jack:
How about

Um

Mark:
You have to try rock climbing that's for sure

Jack:
do y'all wanna go to a stripclub or some shit

Mark:
NO

Felix:
Universal studios are pretty cool

Ken:
Well...

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Felix:
I just booked my flight

Ken:
I'm booking mine soon

Mark:
PEEHYPE PEEHYPE PEEHYPE

Jack:
Bob and wade can't come :((

Mark:
Yeah I talked to them earlier, they're like going on a vacation with the girls

Felix:
We'll be there a lot so hopefully we'll see them next time and the 6 man pile can reunite!!!

Matt:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas I'm waiting for you guys

Ken:
Can we crash at your place and have a sleepover or are Mark and Jack keep us up at night

Ryan:
You'll get used to it eventually

Matt:
Speak for yourself, dude -.-

Jack:
shhhh we're fine

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Mark:
9 MILLION, IT HAPPENED (Jack actually just hit 9 million while I'm writing this)

Jack:
I KNOW IM SO PUMPED THIS IS SO AWESOME IM CRYING

Matt:
Yah, we can hear you.

Mark:
IM COMING FOR CELEBRATORY CUDDLES

Ryan:
You guys are disgusting

Felix:
Ur rude they're v cute in my opinion

Ken:
Just let them be

LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOOO

Felix:
ken you not???

Get it?

Ryan:
dont pun me mister

Felix:
YALL ARE SO MEAN TO ME :'(

wait what happened to the lovebirds

Matt:
Um, I think they have a d club meeting...
*audio attachment*

Ryan:
THEY SAID THEY WERE JUST GONNA CUDDLE

Ken:
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

Felix:
alright alright alright ;D

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Felix:
We're at the front of the airport come get us you nerds

Mark:
we're at the front too but we don't see you????

Ken:
please tell me you're at the front of the 1-15 gates

Jack:
well, shit.

Ryan:
we'll be there in 5

Matt:
this is Jack's fault

Jack:
SHUT UP KID

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Jack:
BING BING MOTHERFUCKERS ITS TIME FOR BREAKFAST

Felix:
i didn't get to sleep all night because of your goddamn screams and now you're yelling at me to get up??? Fine bitchhhhhh

@pewdiepie: Jack was screaming all night because of Mark and he's yelling at me to get up can u believe how rude??????

Mark:
FUCK U DUDE

Ken:
no we'd rather u guys fuck each other mmmmmmkay bye