I AM SO INCREDIBLY DEMOTIVATED AND I HAVE NO CAPABILITY OF WRITING A ONESHOT WHATSOEVER *screams into the void* AND ITS WEIRD WRITING SEPTIPLIER AFTER ALL OF THE WHOLE GIRLFRIENDS THINGS HAPPENING THAT IM CONSIDERING QUITTING THE BOOK BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN *screams even louder*

-J

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Mark:
Hey jack, what's up? You said you wanted to talk to me?

Jack:
Yeah... Haven't been feeling that well.

Mark:
Oh, are you okay? What happened?

Jack:
I told you I haven't been feeling well, I think that answers the am I okay question, dimwit. I miss you.

Mark:
No need to be so sassy, babe. I miss you too. I'll be home soon, I promise.

Jack:
You keep saying that, but if you truly did, you'd come back sooner.

Mark:
Please don't say that. I just have a lot of work. I would come back if I could. You have Ryan and Matt with you as well.

Jack:
True. I'm gonna see if they want to go somewhere tonight.

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Jack:
DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO SOMEWHERE IM BORED AND MARK HAS WORK AS IF HE'S SOME PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG

Ryan:
Sure, where do you wanna go?

Jack:
Let's go out on a romantic candle lit dinner please

Matt:
Yes yes daddy likes

Jack:
Love u bby come pick me up

Mark:
Just because I have work doesn't mean I can't drive to you and smack you

Ryan:
That's kinky

Matt:
Daddy still likes

Jack:
Oh I know daddy likes

Felix:
Wtf I just woke up

Mark:
Morning Felix

Jack:
Morning boo

Felix:
I just kissed my phone

Ryan:
Gay

Felix:
#triggered

Matt:
What a fag

Felix:
Brb I'm telling tumblr on you

Jack:
CAN WE GO TO DINNER ALREADY? IM STARVING YOU FUCKERS

Matt:
Damn spongebob is sassy

Jack:
I'll fucking smack you

Ryan:
Okay I'm waiting at the door leave your room you cunt

Mark:
Language

Jack:
Mark you've lived with them for more than six months, just because they moved out doesn't mean you don't know them anymore

Ryan:
What do you mean? Mark is always a crybaby over everything, haven't you watched his milestone videos?

Matt:
People need to put a warning first.

Jack:
WARNING: FAKE BABY CROCODILE TEARS INCOMING

Mark:
THEY'RE NOT FAKE

Jack:
They're as fake as your hair and personality

Felix:
Oh shit

Ryan:
Waddup

Mark:
I swear to god when I get back I'm slapping each and every one of you

Matt:
damn she thicc

Felix:
Too bad I live thousands of miles away you idiot

Jack:
Fuck you guys I'm taking myself out to dinner

Matt:
I'll go if we can go to 7/11 after

Jack:
Deal

Ryan:
WAIT FOR ME

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Okay. That's it. Don't be mad at me. As Dodie Clark has said, to get a crystal clear water faucet, you must let all the poopy gloop out. It's okay to have writer's block. It's okay to not be able to write sometimes. Just don't sit there and do nothing at all. For now, have this. Better than nothing. It'll be worth it in the end, I'll get back on track soon. Just let out all the shitty writing until the good one comes out. Just give me time. You can unfollow, you don't have to read anymore. I just need some time.