I've got writer's block right now so here have this as an excuse for not writing.
Also, contest ends in 4 days and if I still haven't seen yours, please dm me! This chapter was originally intended as a single thing but then this happened so it's basically a collab with CosmicTsuki and mainlyscreaming

-J

-

Mark:
Guys please help me I'm v bored

Jack:
Dude wtf I asked you if you wanted to hangout but you said you're busy

Wade:
ooooooo rejected

Mark:
wait what? You never asked me to hangout?

Jack:
SCROLL UP THE CHAT, DUMBASS

Mark:
Oh.

Jack:
I fuckin hate you

Felix:
Girls girls girls chill, what's the problem here?

Jack:
Mark keeps ignoring me

Mark:
NOT

Felix:
Now Fischbach, didn't I tell you that if you treat my smol bean badly you're gonna get a fist in your face?

Mark:
Yes Mr. Kjellberg...

Jack:
Wait since when are you my dad? What happened? What conversation did I miss?

Felix:
Oh chill dude, Mark can always be your daddy, I'm just here to protect you at all costs. So Mark you better watch out before you get that pretty face of yours ruined.

Mark:
Okay okay I got it.

Jack:
I'm still mad at him though

Felix:
Fix it with some angry messing around idk

Jack:
Daddy that's not appropriate.

Felix:
I'm your dad, not your daddy.

Mark:
Are you trying to say that I'm not a good daddy, Jack?

Jack:
You said it, not me.

Felix:
ohohohohohohoh

Bob:
#getrekt

Matt:
Did you REALLY have to do that? Do you not care about me and Ryan's feelings?

Ryan:
Please let us sleep tonight guys.

Felix:
Shhhh let them have fun and solve their problems.

Matt:
Ryan and I are moving back home gotta blast

Ryan:
Nvm they're in the loving room and we can't get past them.

living*

Matt:
you did that to yourself.

-

Jack:
can we not have any private time without you telling everyone?

Ryan:
can we not have the loudest couple ever living in our house?

Jack:
It's our house too so shut up.

Matt:
We came here before you

Mark:
all of you guys are living in MY house thank you very much

Jack:
fuck all of you, this is MY house now

Felix:
can I tape this?

Matt:
Who uses the word tape anymore?

Mark:
the only throne you hold here is the toilet you asshole

Felix:
I still don't understand how you guys are dating

Jack:
AT LEAST I HAVE A THRONE YOU FUCK WIT

Mark:
SHUT UP TURD NOZZLE

Jack:
MAKE ME ASS BLASTER

Felix:
He don't fuck wit u

Ha get it?

Mark:
stop trying to be cool, felix

Jack:
don't turn into wade, dude

Wade:
R00d

Felix:
ladies ladies put the handbags down and hand me the lipstick, you're both beautiful.

Jack:
FUCK YOU GET YOUR OWN DAMN LIPSTICK

Mark:
LIPSTICK TAZERRRR

Jack:
And I thought I was the one with the six year old mentality

Mark:
shut it

Jack:
make me fucklord

Mark:
I am the lord of fucking that's for sure

Jack:
and yet somehow you always end up on the bottom :)

Felix:
ooOOOOOOOOOO GET REKTTTTT

Y'all need to call 1-800-MARRIAGE-COUNSELOR

Jack:
THAT NUMBER IS TOO LONG TO EVEN BE A PHONE NUMBER

Mark:
1-800-GO FUCK YOURSELF

Jack:
FUCKING FIGHT ME BRO

Mark:
COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPPEd

Felix:
Don't logic me, sick face.

Or dickface* whatever

Jack:
WELL SOMEBODY HERE HAS TO BE THE LOGICAL ONE

Mark:
Jack pls we all know it's not u

Jack:
Bitch it ain't you either

Mark:
Well tru

Felix:
If anyone's logical here it's probably none of us, I mean come on guys, we do YouTube for a living, do you think that's logical?

Jack:
You have a point

Mark:
Shut up yeah kinda maybe

Jack:
make up your damn mind Mark geez

Felix:
Well he couldn't make up his mind when he chose you as a boyfriend so

Mark:
OOOOOOHHHHH

Jack:
LISTEN HERE YOU BLENDER FUCKER

Felix:
Blender fucker? That's a new one.

Mark:
NO ONE HERE IS TO FUCK ANY BLENDERS, WE WILL REFRAIN FROM THE BLENDER FUCKING.

for now

Felix:
Don't stick your dicks in blenders, kids. Unless you want Rhett and link to drink them on good mythical more.

Jack:
YEAH CUZ FELIX DONE DID SCREWED EM ALREADY

AND FUCKIN COME AT ME FELIX

LETS THROW DOWN

Felix:
COME AT ME SCRUBLORD COME @ ME 1v1 ME M8 MY BEARD CAN REK YOU ANYTIME

Jack:
THAT SCRAGGLY MOP IS NO MATCH FOR MY PLUS ONE BICEPS

Mark:
That explains why his penis is so sad

I AN READY

AM*** FUCK ME

Felix:
You want it that much don't you Mark

Jack:
Maybe later Mark ;)

Mark:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-

Okay this sucks oops just wait for me to get my creativity back I just need motivation I have the prompt and everything