Bad Jokes

(A/N: This is a Suicide Squad AU sorry if I didn't nail the personality, but I was trying to keep it a lil bit fluffy too. The book that is mentioned in here is one of my favorites, I highly recorded you read it if you haven't. Also let me know if you guys want a Dark X Anti chapter.)

Mark Quinn's POV

I was sitting at home while my puddin' was out robbing something. He told me to stay home, said it was something special. I turned the page in my book, this was great, curlers in my hair, reading a good book, GREAT espresso, and my puddin' doing something sweet. What a great day. I blew on my espresso to cool it down a bit before taking a sip. The timers for my curlers was up so I set down my book and espresso and went to the bathroom to take my curlers out. I watched in the mirror as my now curly red and blue hair fell into place. I smiled and fluffed it up a bit.

"Princess, I'm home!" I ran out of the bathroom to hug him, I jumped up in his arms and he held me. He chuckled and kissed my forehead.

"I gotcha something, but you gotta close your eyes okay?" I nodded and heard some rustling sounds, then i felt something clipped around my neck.

"Okay you can look now princess." I looked down to see a choker style necklace with the word Puddin in gold letters on it. I smiled and wrapped my arms around his neck.

"I love it! Thank's Mr.J!" I kissed his cheek, leaving us both smiling. He walked us over to the couch sitting us down on it.

"So whatcha been reading babe?" He asked getting behind me and resting his head on my shoulder. I grabbed my book and opened it back up.

"Its called I Heart You, You Haunt Me. It's about a grieving girl who lost her boyfriend only to find that he's come back as a ghost! Its soooooooooo good" I heard him chuckle, and nuzzle into my neck a bit.

"Sounds familiar, are you sure you haven't read it before?" I laughed a little bit.

"I love this book, I think this is my fourth or fifth time reading it." I went back to reading for a bit before I heard soft snores in my ear. I looked up from my book to find that he'd fallen asleep. I set my book down, picked him up and carried him upstairs and set him down on the bed before getting in myself.

Mr. J Septiceye's POV

I woke up late at night, Marky cuddled into my side, smiling softly. I kissed his head and pulled out my phone, turning down the brightness so hopefully I wouldn't wake him. I looked at what plans and heists I wanted to get done.

Get rid of Batken. FOR GOOD

Rob the cookie shop down town.

Get all the gold from the bank.

Dispose of evidence from the Diamond heist.

Take Mark to the bookstore.❤📑

The last one was highlighted in blue. I thought about it for a while before I remembered that his birthday was coming up soon, maybe that would be a nice surprise. I set down my phone and sat up moving his head into my lap. I sat there in silence petting his hair for a while. He shifted a bit getting more comfortable. He rolled over so he was looking right up at me. I smiled as I saw his deep chocolate brown eyes open as a smile danced upon his lips.

"Morning Jacky." He chuckled and ruffled my already messy bed head.

"Whatcha doing up so early?" I leaned down and kissed his forehead.

"I could ask you the same thing babe." He blushed a little bit and giggled at the nickname I called him. I looked over at the clocked realizing I didn't check it while I was on my phone.

2:12... Sounds like a good time to go rob a book shop. I thought to myself chuckling and smiling.

"What was that all about?" Marky asked me.

"Get your stuff, we're going somewhere." I jumped up and out of bed, getting my gun, fixing my hair and makeup. I walked downstairs with my bag of jokes and tricks. I smiled as I see Marky sitting on the kitchen table polishing his bat. I thought he looked absolutely adorable in his red and blue shorts, not to mention his shirt reading Mommy's little Demon. He looked up from his bat.

"You ready babe?" I nodded and walked out the door, Mark following. We both got into my car. I reved up the engine before speeding down the street. We both started laughing and smiling. I stuck my head out the window and yelled.

"SPEED IS KEY!!!!" I laughed loudly hearing it echo along with the loud roaring of the engine. I pulled my head back inside the car, rolling up the window. I looked over at my smiling Marky.

"So where we goin Jacky?"

"Oh you'll see baby." I leaned over and kissed his his cheek. He chuckled and smiled a bit wide looking at the road. I smiled as we pulled up to the book shop, I looked over to see he was beaming. It was adorable.

"BABE! YOU BROUGHT ME TO THE BOOKSTORE?!" He laughed excitedly and wrapped his arms around me hugging my close.

"Yep, grab a bag, I'll get us in, and you grab all the books you want okay?" He nodded still smiling widely. I grabbed my mallet and walked out of the car shutting the door. Mark came out of the car still smiling with his bat and bag in hand. I walked to the front of the shop and smashed the window, an alarm sounded. I jumped in and stopped it. Hey this isn't my first rodeo. Mark walked in, pulling out a flashlight and went over to the Romance Novels. I wandered over to the cooking section and grabbed a how to make 101 cookies book and tucked it under my arm. I heard Mark start fangirling over something so I walked over and found him gushing over a book.

"EEEEEEE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE IT HERE!!!" He held the book close to his chest, jumping up and down in a circle. I chuckled as he did this for another moment or so. Once we left Mark was carrying a bag filled to the brim and almost overflowing with books. He threw his bag in the back of the car. After we were both seated he leaned over and kissed my cheek.

"Thanks for taking me here Mr. J." I smiled as I placed my hands on the wheel.

"Anything for you, Love."

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