Park Jimin

• pyaara sa hai, bas ladki nahi patayi jaati 
• justin beiber ki najayaz aulaad
• sabki jalti hai isko dekh kar

Kim Taehyung

• wingman hai par one night stand ho hi jata hai pata nahi kaise, bhagwan jaane
• felix se deep voice k competition main hai
• girls hostel ki warden ko ispe crush hai ;))

Jeon Jungkook

• dari hui pareshan aatma
• deewar par bhagwan k posters chipka kar sota hai
• ladki nahi chahiye, degree chahiye

Hwang Hyunjin

• sundar thopde wala
• ladkiyon ka absolute favourite
• naach meri bulbul

Han Jisung

• practically roadside Romeo, bas izzat thodi zyada hai
• padhai kya hoti hai?
• tries to be Rancho, ends up being Munna Bhai MBBS (MBBS hata do bas)

Lee Felix

• gaali deni aati hi nahi
• ladkiya ise "babu, shona, thana thaya na?" karke bulati hain
• logo ko lagta hai k raat raat ko porn dekh raha hoga, but it's just Naruto

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WELCOME TO SEOUL UNIVERSITY!

Some information to remember about the university:
• written in Hinglish
• has Korean elements, but you pretend that it's normal in a desi crackfic
• none of this intends to disrespect/offend anyone's beliefs, values, ideologies, etc. It's just fiction.
• profanity, sexual humor, mature themes — everything collegeates normally talk about (so don't blame me afterwards)

Come aboard!