"MERI BOOK DE BHAI!" Taehyung yelled, running out of the dorm room. Jungkook had run off towards the first lecture's classroom, and Jimin was grabbing his books. 

"KAUNSI?" Jimin yelled back. 

"KAALI WALI!" 

"BHAI TEEN KAALI KITAABE HAIN, KYA CHAHTA HAI BEY?" 

Taehyung bhaagta hua andar aata, aur phir un teen books ko dekhta, and ek minute baad kehta, "Kaunsi wali padhni hai abhi?" 

"Tu teeno le ja, mera aur Kumar Jungkook ka bhi kaam ho jayega," Jimin suggested. Tae nodded, and then dono apna kamra lock karke bahar aate. At the gate of the first lecture, D102 k teen bandar bhai Tae aur Jimin ka wait kar rahe the. 

"Jungkook kaha hai?" Jimin puchhta. 

"Woh raha," Jisung pointed inside the class, and Jimin aur Taehyung back seats dekhte. They were all empty, toh Taehyung kehta, "Mujhe toh nahi dikha? Lecture ka naam sunte hi Mr. India ban gaya kya?" 

"Arrey, first seat dekho," Hyunjin directed them, and Jimin aur Tae dekhte first seat par, peeth seedhi karke baitha hua Jungkook. Kurta pajama pehen kar, sar par chameli ka tel laga kar chashma pehne baithe hue hamare Jeon Kumar Jungkook. 

The rest five watched as a girl bowed at Jungkook, saying, "Good morning, professor." 

"Tumhara bhala ho, par adhyaapak mai nahi hu. Kripaya apne lafs dhyaan purvak istemal kare," Jungkook professionally kehta. Woh ladki do second usko dekhti aur phir bhaagti. 

"Iska kuchh nahi ho sakta," Hyunjin sighed. 

"Yaar," Felix dara hua tha, "Agar kuchh galat ho gaya toh?" 

"Kya galat ho sakta hai?" Jisung puchhta, and Hyunjin, Jimin, aur Taehyung groaned, "ABBEY KYA PUCHH LIYA YEH!" 

Felix started, "Agar professor ne meri bezati kardi toh? Ya phir agar kisi ne meri ragging kari toh? YA PHIR AGAR KHADAK SINGH KI KHADAKNE SE KHADKI KHIDKIYA, TOH?" 

"...Tu mazak kar raha hai na?" Taehyung usko dekhta, too mind blown to say anything. 

"Bhai mere," Hyunjin spoke, "Khadak Singh nahi aayega, tu tension mat le." 

"Saala Gilli Dande ka danda! Meri line bolta hai?!" Jisung protested against Hyunjin. 

"Chup bey! Gilli Dande ki gilli!" Hyunjin ladta. 

"ABBEY OH CHACHA CHAUDARY!" 

"ABBEY OH AARYAN KHAN!" 

"Can you stop?" Felix stopped them, "Meri phati padhi hai and tumhe Aaryan Khan yaad aa raha hai?" 

"Let's just... go inside," Jimin lead the group in. Yeh paanch ladke class main ghuse aur Jungkook ki taraf dekhte. Phir woh dekhte k woh front seat par baitha hai, and without another thought, sab last seat par chale gaye. 

Jungkook stood up first when the lady professor walked in, and Taehyung besharamo ki tarah teacher ko taadta. 

Jimin Taehyung ko dheere se chaped maarta, "Kuchh toh sharam karle!" 

"Sharam naam ka shabd meri dictionary main hai hi nahi." 

"Achha? Kaha se khareedi aise bakwas dictionary?" 

Hyunjin visibly judged Taehyung and Jimin, "Chennai Express? Sahi main? Aur koi reference nahi mila tumhe?" 

"Good morning, students!" The professor spoke, "Because it's our first day, I would like to know just a bit about each and every one of you. One by one, please tell me your names and why you chose to get a medical degree." 

Jungkook sabse pehle khade hokar bolta, "Naam Jeon Kumar Jungkook. Baap ka naam Deenanath Jeon. Maa ka naam Chanchal Jeon. Bhains ka naam Dhanno. Medical liya kyunki apne gaon se mai pehla doctor banunga." 

The professor just stared at him, "...Oh. Nice. Next?" 

Ek ek karke sab log apna naam aur reason batate, aur phir baari aayi Felix ki. And yeh bachha tha dara hua, toh panic karte hue kehta, "G-Good morning. I'm Khadhak Feli- Lee Felix. I chose medical because I want to be a doctor and cure people." 

"That's sweet, Khadak beta," the professor smiled at him. 

Felix sat down in disappointment. 

Jisung utha, "Morning. I'm Han Jisung, and you can call me yours ;)). I joined medical because I wanted a good degree for my parents to flaunt." 

Hyunjin shot up from his seat, "HAWW! MERA REASON BHI CHURA LIYA TUNE, HARAMI!" 

"CHUP HOJA WARNA JOOTA KHILAUNGA TUJHE!" Jisung bhi kam thodi hai. 

"JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT!" 

Everyone gasped. Jimin hid his face, and Taehyung shrugged awkwardly, saying, "I don't know them." 

"Students! Sit down!" professor madam ko gussa aya, aur phir woh Jimin ko khade hone ko kehti, "You, tell me about yourself instead." 

"I'm Park Jimin, and I chose medical since I was forced into this," ladka bada straightforward nikla. 

"Oh, uh, okay," professor kashmakash main, "Next, you." 

Taehyung stood up sexily -- and by that, mera matlab hai paudhe ka badhna in 7x speed -- and VeRy sexily spoke, "Hey, I'm Kim Taehyung, and I'm here to fulfill my dream of being in this college." 

"Why this college?" the professor asked. 

"Because it has such gorgeous, talented professors like you, ma'am," Tae winked at her. 

Professor bhi sharma gayi, "Aww, Tae. Please sit down, cutie." 

Sab ladke mud kar Taehyung ko dekhte, and woh sigma male ki tarah baithta. 

Jungkook peeche mudkar dekhta, aur sigh karta, "Kaise padhai karunga main in lallu logo k saath?"

(a/n: lmaoooo Hyunsung is the best thing ever no joke 

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