7:21am

Bakugo: the fuck were you doing up that late at night?!

Bakugo: like did you spend that much time helping that nerd?

Bakugo: or is there some shit going on between you two

Me: I just suddenly woke up at that time

Me: and no there's nothing between me and Midoriya.

Bakugo: u sure?

Bakugo: the way he clings to you. most of the class probably thinks you guys are a thing or Sumn

Me: he doesn't cling to me?

Bakugo: does

Me: really?

Bakugo: eh

Bakugo: how tf can you not notice an annoying ass nerd always nagging you

Me: I don't know, maybe I don't find him that annoying?

Bakugo: really wonder how

Me: well he's an acceptable person to talk to I guess

Bakugo: that sounded very gay

Me: no it didn't

Me: and there's no problem with being gay

Bakugo: are you tho?

Me: me?

Bakugo: Yeh you

Me: I'd rather say I'm bi. I haven't been attracted to anyone yet

Bakugo: oh

Bakugo: I don't have anything against gays by the way

Bakugo: I'm probably gay myself

Me: oh okay

Bakugo: you coming to school today?

Me: yes. What about you?

Bakugo: Mhm I guess

Me: see you then I guess?

Bakugo: yeah. Bye

Seen

4:34pm

Me: Bakugo are you alright?

Bakugo: ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON ME?

Bakugo: YOU BETTEE FUCKIN NoT BE

Me: no I'm just worried

Me: you got hit hard today

Bakugo: WELL FUCKING SPARKIE SHOT THE BALL RiHJT AT MY FACE WHEN I WAS DISTRACTED

Bakugo: AND WHO KNEW HE HAD THAT SHITLOAD OF ENERGY UNDER THAT DUNCE FACE

Me: I mean, that's kinda the rule but okay

Me: why were you distracted though? You don't seem like the person to get inattentive

Bakugo: I saw a bird shitting on the window glass, it pissed me out

Me: ...you're kidding right?

Bakugo: Of course I am you dipshit

Me: yo chill

Me: how is your foreheard. It looked pretty red and sore when the ball fell off your face

Me: I mean it could be your angry face getting red too lol

Bakugo: it's fine. I'm not fucking weak and I can tolerate a forehead pain

Me: okay

Bakugo: there you go okaying again

Me: is that even a word

Bakugo: dO I lOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARe

Me: well, no

Bakugo: tHEN DONT FUCKING ASK

Me: okay

Bakugo: oh my god you literally okay so much

Bakugo: please try something new

Me: all right

Bakugo: no that's not helping at all

Me: sorry I guess

Bakugo: bruh this conversation keeps dying because you keep saying the same boring shit

Me: apologies.

Me: maybe you should try befriending someone more interesting and not as monotonous as me

Bakugo: what do you guckin mean

Me: I don't think I'm making you happy and helping at all

Bakugo: shutup

Me: I'm sorry I'm so useless

Bakugo: no shut the fuck up

Bakugo: listen I don't care if you're boring or if everyone thinks you're useless

Bakugo: Because of you, after a long time I can finally think that I have someone by my side, someone to talk to when I feel like shit and other stuff

Me: oh...

Bakugo: and I'm really gonna bitch slap your face for making me say all these cringey stuffs

Me: haha thanks

Me: that made me feel, less useless?

Bakugo: it better had or else I'm throwing you off a cliff

Me: you're really not good at comforting people you know?

Bakugo: shutup

Me: but well, at least you tried your best. That made me feel better about myself

Bakugo: heh welcome

Bakugo: and that bitch slap is gonna sit on your face soon

Me: mhm okayy

Bakugo: YOUR "OKAY" WAS THE REASON WE GOT INTO THIS SOFT SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Me: yeah I know

Me: I changed it to 'okayy'

Bakugo: fuck you

Me: umm pass

Bakugo: no don't take things so literally omg

Me: okayy. I better go do some things now.

Bakugo: okay bye

Me: bye

Seen

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Tbc

Welp that was boringeuheu ;-;

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