7:58am

Me: so what were you saying last night?

Bakubish: well hello friend

Me: we're not friends. Now spill.

Bakubish: I told you to be my dear friend

Me: and I declined.

Bakubish: it wasn't a fuckin question

Me: you don't order me.

Bakubish:not ordering, I'm just being friendly :D

Me: if that's your definition for 'friendly' then you might as well stop spouting that word from your mouth.

Bakubish: okay I'm done being nice

Bakubish:listen up Icyhot, I don't give a fuck about being friends with you. I have lots of friends

Me: for example?

Bakubish: shitty hair, pink alien

Me: Bakugo do you even Lmao their names?

Bakubish: course I do

Me: what's 'pink alien's' name then?

Bakubish: pink alien

Me: last time I heard it I'm pretty sure it wasn't pink alien.

Bakubish: I call her that so that's her name

Me: it doesn't work that way. In other words, I don't think you have any friends. No offense

Bakubish: so are you willing to increase that number from 0 to 1?

Me: probably not

Bakugo: fuck you. I played so nice

Me: would've been better if you had just been yourself. Why do you want to be friends with me do bad anyways

Bakugo: I just want a friend

Me: that can't be the only purpose.

Bakugo: what do you mean

Me: well, most of the people who tried to be my friend ended up just having a thing for money.

Bakugo: what the fuckedy fuck

Bakugo: did you seriously think I am a gold digger?

Me: most of then said this too

Bakugo: ...what the actual fuck

Me: yeah, therefore tell me your purpose

Bakugo: ...I really just wanted someone to talk to when I'm sad or need comfort. Just a shoulder to rely on maybe....

Me: so you're gonna use me when you'll be going through an emotional roller coaster and throw me in the trash afterwards?

Bakugo: why the fuck would you think that...?

Me: because I've been used like that before

Bakugo: okay you know what never mind. I don't need a friend who fucking is thinks I'm a weird gold digger when I try to form a friendship. Goodbye

Me: that's weird, most of them pleaded me more

Bakugo: becAUSE IM NOT YOUR MOST OF THEM

Bakugo: I GENUINELY WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND BUT OH WELL THE OH-SO-FUCKIN-PRIDEFUL KING SHOVED MY WORDS RIGHT INTO MY DAMN MOUTH

Bakugo: YOU KNOE WHAT FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING

Bakugo: BECAUSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOURE GONNA END UP LONLIER THAN I EVER WAS

Bakugo: GOOD FUCKIN BYE

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6:45pm

Me: Okay I think you're acceptable

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7:57pm

Me: look I'm genuinely sorry.

Me: I saw how hurt you were at school today.please forgive me

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9:10pm

Me: if you dont reply I'll assume you're declining your only offer to make a friend.

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10:12pm

Me: aight mate

Me: have a nice life. Was nice taking to you first and last time in my life.

Bakugo: u fuckin hurt me

Me: I'm sorry for that

Bakugo: look here Icyhot,I don't know about others. But when someone insults me with words I am clearly not, I get Damn pissed.

Me: sorry

Bakugo: I don't accept worthless apologizes

Me: I'll make you my friend

Bakugo: how important of a friend would I be?

Me: I have no friends. Nor did I want to have one. But consider

Bakugo: so I'm your first?

Me: I had a few friends in elementary school but that doesn't count. So yeah I guess..

Bakugo: you promise not to betray me like the others did?

Me: I would ask the same for you to do

Bakugo: and you'll come and comfort me anytime I'm sad?

Me: can't promise, but I'll try

Bakugo: so we're official?

Me: you make this sound weird

Bakugo: you promise to make me happy?

Me: Bakugo we're being friends not getting married

Bakugo: huh

Bakugo: so do you promise?

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Bakugo: well? make me happy??

Me: I'll..... Try

Bakugo: and you promise to never leave like those fuckin two shoes?

Me: I promise.

Bakugo: yay

Me: are you happy?

Bakugo: I'm kind of relieved

Me: what

Bakugo: nothing. Anyways

Me: mhm?

Bakugo: you're a bitch

Me: wh A T

Bakugo: for making me say all those fuckin cringey words

Me: oh my god

Me: two minutes and i regret being your friend

Bakugo: :(

Me: ew that face doesn't suit you. Pull it off

Bakugo: I'm sleepy

Me: it's not even 10:30 yet?

Bakugo: I sleep at 8

Me: oh my god you're a kid

Bakugo: don't fuckin start with it

Me: sleep child

Bakugo: yehh night

Me: night :)

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Lol what in the earth am I writing ksjdjsjfjsnf bye