6:56am

Bakugo: hey

Bakugo: let's ditch classes today

7:13am

Me: no

Bakugo: whyyy

Me: no

Bakugo: please

Me: still no

Bakugo: pretty please

Me: the physical appearance of please doesn't make any difference

Bakugo: fuck you

Me: pass

Bakugo: cmon

Bakugo: at the rooftop

Bakugo: it'll be fun I swear

Me: no Bakugo

Me: exams are near and I don't want to fail

Me: you should study too. Come to class

Bakugo: you think I will fail for ditching class for a day?

Bakugo: bitch please, my ass is too smart

Me: well mine is not that smart

Me: so I would rather attend classes and proceed to prepare my ass for exams

Bakugo: suit yourself. You were offered

Me: I'm pretty sure I'll see you in class anyway

9:32am

Me: did you like, really ditch class?

Bakugo: I stick to my words

Me: why are you so stubborn

Bakugo: I mean

Bakugo: that old guy just puts a video for us to watch and sleeps anyways

Bakugo: I have other things to spend a shit on

Me: and that 'other things' just so happens to be sitting on a rooftop doing nothing

Bakugo: and eating

Me: you are literally a tree

Bakugo: what

Me: doing photosynthesis and shit

Bakugo: I don't even fucking know if that's meant to be an insult or a compliment

Me: how's that a compliment

Bakugo: because trees are so useful

Me: ...

Bakugo: hA

Me: I take my words back

Bakugo: NO U CAN'T

Me: yes I can

Bakugo: NO

Me: those were my words, I can do whatever I want with them

Bakugo: BITCH SKSKSKKADUW

Me: did your speech text break

Bakugo: WHAF

Bakugo: HEY REPLY

Bakugo: BASTARD THERE YOU GO AGAIN IGNORING ME

Bakugo: COME BACK I HAVE NO OTHER DICKHEAD TO TALK TO

10:57am

Me: sorry but unlike you I have classes to attend and pay attention to

Bakugo: fucking nerd

Me: I thought I was dickhead

Bakugo: what

Bakugo: I mean you're not entirely wrong but ksjajsjsj

Me: do you even know my name

Bakugo: ofc I do pfft

Bakugo: it's half n half bastard

Me: *disappointed in dickhead*

Bakugo: don't stART TO PISS ME OFF

Me: apologies

Me: but it is the only thing I'm good at

Bakugo: wtf

Bakugo: I'm bored

Me: okay

Bakugo: bitch I'm bored

Me: I know. I understood the last time

Bakugo: how can I cheer myself up?

Me: watch Simpsons, play minecraft, chew gum?

Me: I don't know

Bakugo: what the fuck

Bakugo: but games sound nice

Bakugo: wanna play Mario kart?

Me: no thanks, I have homework to deal with

Bakugo: you are so boring

Me: you know

Me: I was once told that I make people happy with my boring personality

Bakugo: pfft who told you that? They are dumb as hell

Me: oh it was just a dumb blond boy with anger issues.

Bakugo: so dumb

Me: I know right

Bakugo: yeah

Bakugo: wait

Bakugo: did you just-

Bakugo: bitCH I'M GONNA FUCJIN KILL YOU AND FEED YOUR CORPSE TO SHARKS

Me: lol

Bakugo: DIE

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5:45pm

Bakugo: I'm angry

Me: I been knew

Bakugo: wheRE DID YOU LEARN THAT

Me: from a trustworthy Ashido

Bakugo: that stupid raccoon eyes?

Me: she was helpful

Bakugo: bruh

Bakugo: I'm so ready to punch a nerdy Deku now

Me: when are you not

Bakugo: dO YOU WANT A PUNCH AS WELL

Me: what did he do now

Bakugo: he breathing

Me: and your point is?

Bakugo: him breathing is annoying

Bakugo: he needs to stop breathing

Me: you need a therapist

Bakugo: the fuck

Bakugo: why

Me: your anger issues have gotten to a point where you can't stand Midoriya even breathing

Bakugo: don't even mention him

Me: you were the one to mention him first

Bakugo: I just want him to disappear that's all

Me: let the poor child live

Bakugo: NO

Me: cmon Bakugo

Bakugo: DO YOU WANT TO DIE AS WELL

Me: you won't kill me

Bakugo: HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE

Me: I just know

Bakugo: kNOW WHAT

Me: you won't

Bakugo: you're annoying

Me: <3

Bakugo: WHAT HAS RACCOON DONE TO YOU

Bakugo: WHERE IS TODOROKI AND WHO ARE YOU

Me: this is dickhead

Bakugo: DON'T TELL ME YOU SPENT HOURS WITH RACCOON JUST TO LEARN HOW TO ANNOY ME

Me: maybe I have, maybe I have not

Bakugo: NO GET THE OLD BORING ICYHOT'S ASS HERE

Me: he did

Bakugo: I WILL FIGHT YOU

Me: good luck

Bakugo: I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU

Me: and you will physically and mentally lose

Bakugo: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME IDIOT

Me: I would love to, but I know better than challenging someone with anger issues

Bakugo: FUCK YOU

Me: I already turned down once

Bakugo: NO TWICE BITCH

Me: oh, you're counting?

Bakugo: WHY DID YOU BECOME SO DIFFICULT

Me: was I always not?

Bakugo: STOP TALKING

seen

Bakugo: NO WAIT COME THE FUCK BACK

Seen

Bakugo: TALK BITCH

Bakugo: I THOUGHT I DON'T CONTROL YOU

Me: you don't

Bakugo: but you just obeyed my order literally now

Me: no I didn't

Me: I was just getting a glass of water

Bakugo: hA LIAR

Me: you want me to take a pic of me holding my glass of water and send it to you as a proof?

Bakugo: yes

Me: too bad, I won't

Bakugo: why

Me: you sound desperate for a picture of me

Me: what goes on, Bakugo?

Bakugo : WHAT HAS MINA DONE TO YOU

Seen

6:59pm

Bakugo: I just tripped on sharky's fucking crocs

Me: I see

Bakugo: and I killed him afterwards

Me: rip

Bakugo: no he will rest in hell

Seen

8:34pm

Bakugo: my old hag just called me

Me: I see

Bakugo: she went on ranting to me about my old man so I cut her off

Bakugo: and then she fuckin called again

Me: ah. Then?

Bakugo: then that bitch snapped

Me: interesting

Bakugo: she said she'll beat my ass when I go home next time

Me: please do keep me updated

Bakugo: ksks what

Bakugo: I ain't going anywhere near home

Me: aww poor Bakugo is scared of his mom

Bakugo: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT

Me: nice to hear that there's at least one person you fear

Bakugo: I DONT FEAR HER

Bakugo: SHES JUST HELLA ANNOYING

Me: mhm, sure

Bakugo: I WILL KILL YOU

Me: please do

Bakugo: bruh u emo

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9:10pm

Bakugo: say

Bakugo: why am I the one always telling my life stories

Me: I know right

Me: your life seems so interesting

Me: full of stories

Bakugo: that's not even the fucking point-

Bakugo: what I mean is

Me: is

Bakugo: you never tell me anything about what you're doing or eating or Sumn

Me: because my life is boring?

Bakugo: are you really gonna use that against me now!?

Me: let me see

Me: yes

Bakugo: bITCH

Me: isn't your bedtime like at 8

Bakugo: no it's 8:30

Me: go sleep

Bakugo: no

Me: why

Bakugo: who the fuck sleeps at 8?

Me: u

Bakugo: NO

Bakugo: that's just a bedtime old hag fixed. I don't abide by it

Me: your eyes are sleepy

Bakugo: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Bakugo: DO YOU STALK ME BASTARD

Me: I'm always watching

Bakugo: THATS FUCJIBG CREEPY

Me: go to sleep

Bakugo: NO

Me: go to sleep or I'll keep watching

Bakugo: geEZ FUCKING FINR YOU CREEP

Me: night :)

Seen

12:45am

Me: wait are you scared of ghosts and creeps

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Pic cred : orcay_ on twitter

I was supposed to update yesterday but I found some old peeps and forgot-

And a bitch didn't help me :) u know who u are