Tuesday, 12:32,

Sirius:
I still can't get over the fact that you literally have the star that was named after me on your face

sarcASStic:
You were named after the star, ditto

Sirius:
That's what they want you to think

Sirius:
Does this mean i have to get a wolf tattooed on me?

sarcASStic:
Why on earth would you do that?

Sirius:
You have me on you so I have to have you on me

sarcASStic:
I had to read that six times to understand

Sirius:
Guess what I did last night

sarcASStic:
Fuck a chick

Sirius:
Close

Sirius:
I went on a pixar movie marathon with only seventeen bags of popcorn and eight cans of pepsi to get me through

sarcASStic:
If you watched Up, did you bring tissues?

Sirius:
I had to use a toilet roll

Sirius:
The first bit of the soundtrack is enough to make me burst in to tears

sarcASStic:
Well, glad you had a fun time

sarcASStic:
I finished two shitty books last night and was up until seven

Sirius:
Why did you read them if they're shitty

sarcASStic:
I refuse to leave a book unfinished and I'm a night owl so I had to keep myself occupied

Sirius:
How adorable

sarcASStic:
Your probably thinking what a huge frickin nerd I am

Sirius:
I'm thinking about all those cute posters about like shakespeare that would probably be around your room that are just stuck on with tape and just ugh, it sounds so cuddly

sarcASStic:
I don't have posters, but my ceiling is painted as the night sky with all the constellations on

Sirius:
I get it, my name's cool, just stop abusing it

sarcASStic:
Im an artist

sarcASStic:
That's all the convincing you should need

Sirius:
Woah, you're so aesthetic

sarcASStic:
I was fourteen and obsessed with astronomy let me live

Sirius:
Who helped you?

Sirius:
Gosh, it must've taken so long

sarcASStic:
I don't have like a massive ceiling so it didnt take as long as most would expect but it still took a couple of days

sarcASStic:
I had to do it by myself because it was meant to be a surprise for my mum because while i was at school she would normally come in and take a book from the bookcase and read in a little book corner she made for us

Sirius:
Aww, youre such a good wittle boy

Sirius:
I would never do that for my mum, but she doesn't mind because I'm not even her son anymore

sarcASStic:
You're... disowned?

Sirius:
Yep

Sirius:
You're clever rem

sarcASStic:
Sorry

Sirius:
Its her fault anyway and jokes on her, because now she doesn't have the sexiest person alive as her son!

sarcASStic:
You're still on about that?

Sirius:
Its the truth

sarcASStic:
Certainly, Sirius

Sirius:
I think you're more popular than me and its making me sad

sarcASStic:
I mean, I have friends but like two

sarcASStic:
And they don't speak to me often

Sirius:
Damn, they're missing out

sarcASStic:
Why are you being so nice to me?

Sirius:
And i thought I was a drama queen

Sirius:
I'm just being honest

Sirius:
You sound sick

sarcASStic:
thanks

Sirius:
You're too polite

sarcASStic:
I'm getting flashbacks

Sirius:
Someone cue the dramatic music while we zoom in on the tear that's slowly dripping down your face

sarcASStic:
hAvE yOu EvEr ThOuGhT aBoUt WrItInG pLaY sCrIpTs?

Sirius:
I had to write one when i was fifteen and it was the most fucking annoyingest thing ever

sarcASStic:
Annoyingest isn't a word

Sirius:
Isn't a word my ass

sarcASStic:
Oh, I'm sorry, pissface

Sirius:
*audible gasp*

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i'm, to put it frankly, quite pissed. i've been reading a good amount of scorbus fics and they're all annoying me (blooming hell, i sound like a prick). this isn't meant to offend anyone, but i stg, i will write my own scorbus fic that makes rose a nice girl. i mean, how come i haven't read a single scorpiusxalbus ff that makes rose a decent human? is it because scorpius liked her in the cursed child and now she's 'in the way'? because from what i recall, she didn't do anything wrong! whenever i read the inline comments for when the author mentions her -most of the time in a negative way- they all say basically the same thing: we don't talk about that bitch. i want someone who comments that sort of things give me their reasoning on why they hate this girl so much. i don't ship scorose, but c'mon, at least give her a good rep in your books. rose was raised by hermione and ron, who definitely would've taught her kindness, equality and fierceness. fierceness isn't a bad thing, more just being a bit ballsy and defensive over things that you believe in. hermione would've definitely taught her children respect while ron would teach them how to be proud. ok, i'm ranting too much now, but if anyone would like to give their opinions about why rose is a supposed bitch, then i'd be glad to discuss it over private message.
see you next millennium