Sunday, 15:49,

Sirius:
So you kissed me this time

cutesy:
Apparently so

Sirius:
On the lips ;)

cutesy:
Don't get cocky

Sirius:
You can have it if you like

Sirius:
My cock, I'm talking about

cutesy:
You're a little bastard yknow that?

Sirius:
I've been told, but it must be a positive thing as people are saying it to me

cutesy:
Suuuurreee

Sirius:
Back to what I was saying

Sirius:
You kissed me and it was hella hot

cutesy:
I don't know what I was doing

cutesy:
I've had my first kiss before at like sixteen

Sirius:
16????

Sirius:
I lost my virginity at that age

cutesy:
Well I was no longer a pina colada virgin either

cutesy:
They're actually really nice

cutesy:
and i was coincidentally caught in the rain

Sirius:
Shame I wasn't there

Sirius:
We could've made out like that scene in the notebook

cutesy:
I haven't watched the notebook, but I know it's overrated and the scene you're talking about is commonly spoke about with my hetero friends

Sirius:
omg hetero peoples

Sirius:
I didn't know they existed

cutesy:
Isn't James hetero

Sirius:
He's supreme cinnamon roll straight, but is secretly a big big gay

Sirius:
And Pete is straight too, but idgaf about him

cutesy:
Peter gave me his number so i'M tElLiNg

Sirius:
YOU GOT HIS NUMBER?!?!?

Sirius:
R U CHEATING ON ME?

Sirius just realised what he'd typed. For once, his brain didn't act like an oblivious asshole and now he was losing his sanity. That's it. He wants nice flowers on his grave and he want Prongs to talk about how sexy he was with his raven locks and shit.

cutesy:
I got james' too

cutesy:
And don't worry darling, I could never cheat on you

cutesy:
You're too beautiful and after my date with you my life has improved

cutesy:
My skin's cleared and that painting of you is coming along great

Sirius:
Aight aight jeez no need to be so sarcastic

Sirius:
Its not my fault your ass looks like something dateable

Sirius:
Because I'm gonna be honest with you

Sirius:
anyone would gladly be your boyf because you're very... I don't think there's a good enough adjective to say

Sirius' heart accelerated the second he sent that because who the hell does that? He better get back to planning his funeral. Now, his will...

cutesy:
Then be my boyfriend

cutesy:
Please

cutesy:
Almost forgot my manners then

Sirius:
Wait wait wait, u fr?

cutesy:
Should I not be..?

Sirius:
No! wait no, but are you really asking me or is just a joke?

cutesy:
Did I make you uncomfortable?

cutesy:
I'm sorry

cutesy:
I know you were just saying that to be nice and I don't know what came over me

Sirius:
I was going to say yes but if that offer isn't up anymore then...

cutesy:
You're saying yes?

Sirius:
If the offer's still up

cutesy:
It is up

cutesy:
So you're my boyfriend now?

Sirius:
HOLY SHIT AM I

Sirius:
IM SQUEALING AND JAMES IS TELLING TO SHUT UP BUT EEEEK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I PROMISE I'LL BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER AND I'LL CHERISH YOU FOREVS

cutesy:
You'll get bored of me so don't plan our marriage life yet

Sirius:
WAIT SO WE'RE ACTUALLY A THING

Sirius:
WE'RE REMIRIUS?

cutesy:
That name is one of the most disgusting, foul thing that has ever slipped off the human tongue. I thought better of you \:(

Sirius:
That is the cutest emoticon ever but idk which way it is

cutesy:
It can be either but I personally look at it like curved eyebrows and straight mouth

Sirius:
You're so creative

"And you're so fucking whipped." James whispered from over his shoulder.
"Stop reading my messages, you monster." Sirius swatted him away.

cutesy:
I probably sound really calm but I'm kind of losing my mind

cutesy:
I'm assuming that since we're both officially adults it means that this relationship will most likely last more than four minutes

Sirius:
That's the only way I will accept me being an adult

--
i was just kinda tempted to push things forward. i think the next chapter is something you'll have to brace yourself for (don't worry, no trouble in paradise) so that's something i need to get on with quickly. also, it's the fucking fair (or carnival, depends where you're from) and it's been really fun and i'm happy when i went yesterday my anxiety didn't rocket so i was able to listen to all the loud ass music.
see you next millennium