Tuesday, 19:01,

Sirius:
Do you ever wanna kill someone?

never gonna talk to you again:
All the fucking time

never gonna talk to you again:
Why?

Sirius:
I really want to kill James. Like actually cut him in to bits then hide them in the walls

never gonna talk to you again:
You used to be best buddies, and now you're not. What are you going to dooooooooooo?

Sirius:
Kill him.

Sirius:
I'm gonna kill him, that's what i'm gonna do

never gonna talk to you again:
You know, I'm not the best person to talk to because I don't know James so I won't have the best killing tac tics

Sirius:
You probably will because clever people always make the best murderers

never gonna talk to you again:
How do you know I'm clever?

Sirius:
Because you're still talking to moi

never gonna talk to you again:
That should be the first off sign of me being clever

Sirius:
You make it seem like I'm such a bad person

never gonna talk to you again:
Not bad, just a little fucked up

never gonna talk to you again:
Don't worry though, we all are

Sirius:
I can act normal

Sirius:
Hey, what are you doing?

never gonna talk to you again:
I'm painting

Sirius:
YOU PAINT?!

Sirius:
CAN YOU PAINT ME?

never gonna talk to you again:
No

never gonna talk to you again:
Don't know what you look like

Sirius:
Think of the sexiest thing ever

Sirius:
Thats me

never gonna talk to you again:
Never seen someone sexy

never gonna talk to you again:
Hot, but not sexy

Sirius:
Well, you need to check me out

never gonna talk to you again:
Look, I know you're dumb but you're not THAT dumb to send a stranger a pic of you

Sirius:
How do you know?

never gonna talk to you again:
I'm assuming you have more than one brain cell

Sirius:
lol, you're wrong

never gonna talk to you again:
I know you're not gonna send a pic

Sirius:
You need to earn it first ;) if ya know what I'm sayin

never gonna talk to you again:
You seem like the type of person to use emojis instead of emoticons

Sirius:
Well, I guess you're right but emticons r just better for stuff like this

never gonna talk to you again:
Wow, I read personalities so well

Sirius:
aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

never gonna talk to you again:
I'm not sure about many things lmao

Sirius:
Same man, james says that I'm weird because once I asked him if he was really my friend because I was scared

Sirius:
Well, not that I was like scared scared, I was just merely disgruntled by the fact that people around me were always lying and being two faced

never gonna talk to you again:
oh, its okay to be scared you know

never gonna talk to you again:
I'm certain James loves you, because if he didn't, i doubt he'd still be dancing round your bitchy, dramatic ass

Sirius:
I don't have a bitchy, dramatic ass!

Sirius:
And I don't get scared, but I find the bitchy, dramatic ass thing more offensive

never gonna talk to you again:
You messaged me yesterday saying you wrote your will because you stubbed your toe

Sirius:
I have a fine ass

Sirius:
In my defence, it really hurt and I thought I was gonna die

never gonna talk to you again:
Poor you.

Sirius:
*wiping away tears* you know what, never gonna talk to you again? I'm changing your name to sarcASStic

Sirius has changed 'never gonna talk to you again' to 'sarcASStic'

sarcASStic:
I'm offended???

Sirius:
You should be!

sarcASStic:
ha, well i'm not

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hoy, man. how ya doin, frens? good? nice. life's doing good, i guess. except for the fact that i've been called elephant about seven times this week. well, other than that, i really have nothing to talk about.
see you next millennium