Friday, 21:10,

Sirius has changed 'sarcASStic' to 'Moony-Woony'

Sirius:
Peter made the most amazing roast lamb and Im siriusly so happy we became his friend

Moony-Woony:
Surely there's better things than his food

Sirius:
He snores like a bull, even more louder than James, and has a tiny dick

Moony-Woony:
Tiny dick???

Sirius:
Truth or dare

Sirius:
We call him wormtail for it

Moony-Woony:
That's actually pretty funny

Moony-Woony:
Look at what you've done to me

Sirius:
I made you adventurous

Sirius:
I'm called padfoot

Moony-Woony:
Lol why?

Sirius:
First reason or second?

Moony-Woony:
Huh?

Sirius:
There's two reasons

Sirius:
First is kinda embarrassing

Moony-Woony:
TELL ME THAT ONEEEEE

Sirius:
I thought period pads were like shoes, you know those weird ones where you just stick them on the bottom of ur feet and go about your day

Moony-Woony:
My sides

Sirius:
pls don't

Moony-Woony:
THEY'RE SPLITTING

Moony-Woony:
HAHAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT PADS WERE SHOES
Moony-Woony:
I'm actually crying!

Sirius:
I was fourteen

Moony-Woony:
Don't mean to brag or anything, but when I was fourteen I painted my ceiling with only my head for reference

Sirius:
JEEZ I GET IT, YOU'RE CLEVER

Moony-Woony:
Aww, did I make ickle sirius maaad?

Sirius:
NO

Moony-Woony:
Ohhh, fine

Moony-Woony:
What was the second reason?

Sirius:
I take dainty steps and can't wake even the lightest of sleepers
Sirius:
Making me the night thief, because I steal their dignity because trust me, waking up with pink hair and the whole school laughing at you is smth

Sirius:
Back in school I could sneak in to the rooms of my enemies and duct tape them to the bed

Moony-Woony:
You tried to make that sound cool but you used the word dainty sooooo...

Sirius:
Shut your shit

Moony-Woony:
Silent steps would've given it alliteration

Sirius:
You're a lovely little thing

Moony-Woony:
I'm 6'5

Sirius:
No you're not

Moony-Woony:
Its so ridiculously tall, I don't need you to tell me

Sirius:
I know I'm short and find average people giants, but hell, that's huge!

Moony-Woony:
What's your height then?

Sirius:
Its not important

Moony-Woony:
YES IT IS

Sirius:
I'm 5'7

Moony-Woony:
...

Sirius:
...

Moony-Woony:
awwwww

Sirius:
STAHP

Moony-Woony:
I can just imagine picking you up

Sirius:
And me wrapping my legs around your waist

Moony-Woony:
Yeah, no

Sirius:
Getting all flustered are you?

Moony-Woony:
No

Sirius:
Will you say yes to anything?

Moony-Woony:
No

Sirius:
Do you like chocolate?

Moony-Woony:
Nnnnnnn- I fuckin love chocolate

Sirius:
Just like I love you?

Moony-Woony:
Dude

Sirius:
I like flirting with cute boys

Moony-Woony:
Cute?

Moony-Woony:
You're funny

Sirius:
I can just imagine you in soft mustard yellow jumpers, your hair getting in your eyes as you read. Freckles littering your nose and cheeks, though there are some hidden ones on your shoulders. Your pupils dilate as your eyes scan the words on your page, and you bite your lip. I think that you're wonderful

Moony-Woony:
Ever thought about picking up writing?

Sirius:
Music's enough for me

Moony-Woony:
What do you look like?

Sirius:
Wanna write an erotica about me?

Moony-Woony:
Hell no

Moony-Woony:
I'm not that talented in the arts of sex

Sirius:
I look hawt

Moony-Woony:
Had a feeling you'd say that

Moony-Woony:
I'm only asking because you're right about me wearing weird jumpers, reading too much and drinking hot drink jksgftuksis and I wanna see if you're really 'hawt'

Sirius:
Grey eyes, shoulder length black hair, SEXY body, killer jaw line, nice eyebrows and eyelashes, fine ass, nice toes, pale skin and a punk aesthetic :)

Moony-Woony:
Interesting...

Sirius:
Hawt?

Moony-Woony:
...

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look at mooooony woooony. there's like a picture i've seen that literally looks like sirius but i literally can't seem to find it anywhere! the dude was wearing like a denim jacket, with a cigarette in his mouth and i'm like trying to find it for no apparent reason! does anyone else do that? they have an urge to do something that doesn't even matter and refuse to stop until they have done so? no. aight. right now in the uk, we're going through a freakin goddamn ladybird infestation. i came home from school today and my whole front door was just covered in ladybirds!
see you next millennium