Sunday, 16:57,

Sirius:
Hello

Unknown number:
Who's this?

Sirius:
Cmon, you remember me

Unknown number:
Clearly not????

Sirius:
The thick dick guy from yesterday?

Sirius:
I find it offensive that you don't remember me

Sirius:
It's vvvv mean, you could just look at the previous messages but noooo

Sirius:
U had to say that you don't remember me

Unknown number:
Ahhh yes, dog man I think I shall call you.

Sirius:
I was liking thick dick guy ;(

Unknown number:
I like dog man.

Sirius:
You've saved my name as that, haven't you?

Unknown number:
Yep

Sirius:
Aww that's so sweet of you

Unknown number:
Um wat

Sirius:
YOU SAVED MY NUMBER AS SOMETHING CUUUUTE

Unknown number:
Shat up

Unknown number:
Don't let it get to your head

Sirius:
Honey, that ain't gonna work

Sirius:
I'll save your number as something super cute too

Unknown number:
I'm never gonna talk to you again

Sirius has changed (-----) to 'never gonna talk to you again'.

Sirius:
Hi never going to talk to you again, I'm thick dick.

never gonna talk to you again:
Well, you are thick in the head and you are a dick soooooo

Sirius:
That's just rooood

never gonna talk to you again:
Sorry

Sirius:
lol I was kidding

Sirius:
You're very polite yknow

Sirius:
I feel I need to corrupt you

never gonna talk to you again:
I'm perfectly corrupted just the way I am, thank ya very much

never gonna talk to you again:
Also, its not my fault I though you were being serious

Sirius:
I was

never gonna talk to you again:
I thought you said you were kidding?

Sirius:
Ah, just leave it

never gonna talk to you again:
thanks, now I'm gonna be curious for the rest of my life

Sirius:
You know what they say

Sirius:
Curiosity killed the cat

never gonna talk to you again:
YOU would kill the cat, Mr Dog Man

Sirius:
I guess you're right

Sirius:
But still, if you ever wanna find out what I was talking about, you're gonna need to let me corrupt you

never gonna talk to you again:
Ass, fuck, shit, twat and lots lots more

never gonna talk to you again:
There. I'm corrupted

Sirius:
That's not corrupted my sweet young... young what?

Sirius:
What should I call you? If I keep callin you never gonna talk to you again, my fingers will hurt

never gonna talk to you again:
Corrupted. Call me corrupted.

Sirius:
Yeah no

Sirius:
You're about as corrupted as a fluffy bunny leaping through a flower filled field, thinking about the wonderful pink marshmallow it had for lunch and nothing more

never gonna talk to you again:
Pink marshmallow for lunch? Hah, you're funny

never gonna talk to you again:
For lunch today I had a cheese and onion pasty from Gregg's

Sirius:
Those pasties are so fucking good

Sirius:
Ever had their beef ones?

never gonna talk to you again:
Those are the besssst

never gonna talk to you again:
And their chocolate cupcakes, fuck, I could marry them

never gonna talk to you again:
Wow, we just had a conversation expressing our deepest desires for Gregg's and their food

Sirius:
That's because Gregg's is so goooooood

Sirius:
I've never met a person who doesn't like Gregg's

never gonna talk to you again:
I have

never gonna talk to you again:
He was in my book club and then we all found out so he got kicked out

never gonna talk to you again:
I wonder where he is now

Sirius:
Probably swimming to america in elsa arm bands to help trump build a wall

never gonna talk to you again:
Yeah, you're probably right

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yep, so here's the wreck of a second chapter. i'm enjoying writing this book so far because i already have some ideas. y'all liking this book? i hope so, but if you don't that's fine loool. btw, is anyone else as obsessed with gregg's as much as i am? no? alright, i'll just die in this hole alone.
see you next millennium