Saturday, 14:19,

Sirius:
I found a piece of dog shit on the floor and it looked like a smiley face

sarcASStic:
Cool, I guess?

Sirius:
It really was

Sirius:
Peter said it just looked like a blob

sarcASStic:
Well, i bet it's just that you can see the beauty in everything and he can't

Sirius:
That's what I said!

sarcASStic:
Did you really?

Sirius:
Yes

Sirius:
And peter retorted with a pathetic 'oh, i have to make vegetables and other gross foods look good for my job, i know all about beauty!'

sarcASStic:
What on earth is his job?

Sirius:
Training to be a chef

sarcASStic:
cool

sarcASStic:
i thought he was a prison dinner lady who had to scoop out "food" and make it look appetising so the inmates would eat

Sirius:
He's quite annoyed that you thought he was a dinner lady

sarcASStic:
YOU TOLD HIM?!

Sirius:
Yes and btw, im still telling people that youre a clown who fucks people with balloon

sarcASStic:
fuck you

Sirius:
So what do you tell everyone about me?

sarcASStic:
I haven't told anyone about you

Sirius:
You wound me

sarcASStic:
But if i did, I would say say you're a crazy old lady who lives in a sewer with sixteen dogs who she feeds her own crap to

Sirius:
You have an imagination don't ya?

sarcASStic:
I've read far too many books not to

Sirius:
My home sounds facinating

Sirius:
My dogs, baru, sanna, yutly, koggo, naypa, soocoo, fanna, burla, figan, puypop, degfer, sharspen, tinqun, silique, gewet and gylcoc are all very fond of my flower scented shit

sarcASStic:
what the fuck...

sarcASStic:
Why do all your dogs have scary names?

Sirius:
It's not like I'm gonna name one sue is it

sarcASStic:
You have the same naming ability as my parents

sarcASStic:
They gave me the most weirdest name ever

Sirius:
My names unique, but it fucking suits me

sarcASStic:
Your parents named you dumbass?!

Sirius:
Ouch :(

sarcASStic:
Do you know how to use emojis?

Sirius:
💯💯💯💯💯

sarcASStic:
Why the hundred one

Sirius:
Cuz you a hundred, babe

sarcASStic:
Wat?

Sirius:
Sorry, I kinda flirt with everyone

sarcASStic:
Its fine lol, its just... If you knew in real life, you probably won't wanna flirt with me

sarcASStic:
I'm messed in the head

Sirius:
We'll be messed together then :)

sarcASStic:
Yeah

sarcASStic:
Yeah, we will

Sirius:
We had a lil moment there didn't we?

sarcASStic:
Don't ruin it

Sirius:
Oh, I won't

Sirius:
Its nice having a friend like you

sarcASStic:
We're friends?

Sirius:
Thought we already established that

sarcASStic:
I thought you were just taking the mick

Sirius:
Youre not bad

Sirius:
You'd probably be a great person to know irl, but perhaps I'd be deceased due the high burn risks of your sarcasm

sarcASStic:
Im so happy you can't see my face because I'm grinning like a massive shitface

Sirius:
I bet its cute

sarcASStic:
It really isn't, trust me

Sirius:
Aight then, what's your favourite feature of yourself?

sarcASStic:
I don't have one

Sirius:
Stop being modest

Sirius:
Everyone has a favourite thing about themselves

sarcASStic:
Yours is your dick

Sirius:
Yep, and my hair, skin, nails, legs, ass, brain

Sirius:
So what's yours

sarcASStic:
LET ME THINK

Sirius:
Take your time

Sirius:
I'll just be here counting

sarcASStic:
I think I've got something...

Sirius:
ok

sarcASStic:
I was sitting on my bed and staring in to the mirror and I noticed something

sarcASStic:
I have freckles, yeah? and there's a tiny pattern on my left cheek in the shape of a constellation!

Sirius:
Which one?!?!

Sirius:
I know tonnes of stars

sarcASStic:
It's my favourite: Canis Major ! I don't know how I never noticed it before but I love it

sarcASStic:
And to make it even better, the Sirius star is slightly bolder than the rest

Sirius:
YOURE KIDDING

Sirius:
IS IT ACTUALLY?!?!

sarcASStic:
I know!

Sirius:
My name's sirius

sarcASStic:
I stg, if your lying I will personally come to your house and rip your hair from your scalp

Sirius:
Not my hair!

Sirius:
Yes, my name is actually sirius

Sirius:
Now its only fair that you give me yours

sarcASStic:
It's dumb

sarcASStic:
Really fuckin dumb

Sirius:
Cmoooooooon

sarcASStic:
Remus

Sirius:
Its pretty cute

sarcASStic:
It literally means wolf

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here we are, back with another shit chapter. your welcome. so they know each other's names now so ain't that great. this one's a lot longer than usual so... yeh. i'm honestly really annoyed at all my 'friends' now because they're kinda being stupid so i'm here doing all the work to get something that we're doing together moving.
see you next millennium