Tuesday, 10:47,

cutesy:
You kissed me

cutesy:
On the cheek

cutesy:
But you kissed me all the same

Sirius:
I KNOW, I KNOW

Sirius:
IT KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT AND MY HEART'S STILL POUNDING

Sirius:
I'm so fucking sorry

cutesy:
Hey sirius

Sirius:
Yeah?

cutesy:
Shut up

Sirius:
Are you pissed at me...?

cutesy:
No

cutesy:
It was just a cheek kiss

cutesy:
For all I know it could be totally platonic

Ouch. Now that stung for Sirius. Remus definitely needs to get his shit together. When a gay guy kisses another gay dude on the cheek, there's a one in a million chance that it's platonic. In his opinion, anyway. Time to change the subject.

Sirius:
James is following a recipe for blueberry pancakes that peter wrote and I can already he fucked up because thats just how he is

cutesy:
Mum used to make the fucking bestest pancakes with the best homemade syrup that tastes way better in a welsh field than it ever could here

Sirius:
they must be REALLY good if you just used improper English

cutesy:
Oh you don't even know

Sirius:

He's such a dumbass

Sirius:
Knew he'd fuck up

Sirius:
The bottom's all raw

cutesy:
Gordon Ramsay' shook

cutesy:
It looks so tasteh

cutesy:
That's what I call breakfast

cutesy:
My cuppa and toast seems completely trash compared to that delicacy

cutesy:

it looks absolutely revolting, don't you think?

Sirius:
Your mug!

cutesy:
Is absolutely spectacular!

cutesy:
Okay, but isn't my lighting...

cutesy:
Lit?

cutesy:
I hate myself

Sirius:
AND YOU SAY MY PUNS ARE BAD

Sirius:
But actually, that lighting is pretty lit

cutesy:
Perks of having a bed near the window

Sirius:
Ok, but siriusly, why the fuck is your toast so dry?

Sirius:
There's hardly any butter on it!

cutesy:
Dry toast isn't even that bad!

Sirius:
It makes your throat all scratchy

Sirius:
But your moans will probably do the same thing after a long night ;)

cutesy:
Jeez, I admire your dedication

cutesy:
How is it even possible to flirt for so long?

cutesy:
Doesn't it get boring?

Sirius:
With cute people, no

Sirius:
It doesn't ever get boring

cutesy:
You just keep going and going and going

cutesy:
It's amazing

Sirius:
You find it hawt

cutesy:
No I don't

Sirius:
r u sure bout that?

cutesy:
Yeah, thanks for your concern :)

cutesy:
Let's set a challenge

cutesy:
How much can you flirt in one conversation

cutesy:
Naturally, because we all know that you have the ability to squeeze one in to every sentence you send

Sirius:
Challenge accepted

Sirius:
By the end of today, you'll be just as smitten with me as I am with you <3

cutesy:
You're like one of those blokes who are so undeniably horrible at flirting but still somehow so good???

Sirius:
Are you saying my flirting has an affect on you?

cutesy:
It makes me laugh

cutesy:
And I usually laugh at funny Henry Fawner memes

cutesy:
Yknow, that book series by JK Rowling

Sirius:
Ohhhh that

Sirius:
I don't read much

Sirius:
Educate me.. On more than just reading ;))))

cutesy:
HES BACK AT IT AGAIN FOLKS

cutesy:
Here we find sirius black in the process of his favourite day time activity: flirting

Sirius:
flirting with remus lupin*

cutesy:
???

Sirius:
It's a correction

cutesy:
That's a boring day time activity

Sirius:
We could swap it for something else, hehehehehe

cutesy:
I walked right in to that one

Sirius:
Yep!

Sirius:
James is the king of bad pick up lines (by bad, I mean BAD) and I'm the king of wild sex and flirting

Sirius:
But I could also be the king of your bed if ya want

cutesy:
I have a tiny twin sized bed that my feet hang off of

cutesy:
A lot of people could become the king of it

Sirius:
But not the way I could

cutesy:
I feel like I shouldn't have challenged you now

Sirius:
I kill at challenges

Sirius:
and I never stop until I'm absolutely certain that I've turned that challenge in to my bitch

--
sup, ma doodes. i kinda wanna make a youtube wolfstar au. like, it sounds fun and there's a couple of real life things that i can incorporate in to it. the marauders would be a sick youtubers though and i'm sure they'd be proper famous. i'll have to have a brainwave for the plot first before even considering it siriusly. still, i kinda have an idea on how to start it, but that'll be after this book ends if i do do it bc your gal ain't got time for juggling two books.
see you next millennium