Thursday, 12:31,

Sirius:
James had a dream

sarcASStic:
Cool beans

Sirius:
I think he's got some special thing in his head

Sirius:
He said he had a dream where he felt rlly ded and he asked me if I was okay last night

Sirius:
I said yes

sarcASStic:
But you weren't

Sirius:
Doesn't really matter too much

Sirius:
He just said he was asking because if he had a dream like that the person he'd ask about it first was moi, not lily, or peter, ME

sarcASStic:
Knew he lurved you

Sirius:
How can he not

sarcASStic:
Take a wiiiild guess

Sirius:
You're mean to me moony

sarcASStic:
Almost forgot about that name

Sirius:
Its pretty

sarcASStic:
I thought people of your class would use the word 'peng' or smth

Sirius:
Peng reminds me of ping pong and it's such a useless game

sarcASStic:
I bet it's only because you can't play

Sirius:
I-I can

sarcASStic:
I like people who have the courage to put their stutters in to text

Sirius:
The flame of courage is burning in my chest, hunny

sarcASStic:
I put honey on toast the other day

sarcASStic:
It tasted nice

Sirius:
I bet you would too ;)

sarcASStic:
SIRIUS

Sirius:
Wut?

Sirius:
You hOmOpHoBiC?

sarcASStic:
Hahaha, it's hard to be when you like sucking cock

sarcASStic:
FUCK

sarcASStic:
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT

sarcASStic:
SHIT SHIT SHIT

Sirius:
Calm yo tits

Sirius:
Cock's fucking great

sarcASStic:
I don't have tits, and I like cock

sarcASStic:
Doesn't that alarm you?

Sirius:
No???

Sirius:
I thought I made it pretty clear that cocks great in my opinion

sarcASStic:
Well, yes

sarcASStic:
But I've never really come out to somebody before

sarcASStic:
And I didn't think when I didn't would be to a starnger

sarcASStic:
Stranger*

Sirius:
Oh

Sirius:
I came out to James

Sirius:
He thought I meant happy

sarcASStic:
I'm snorting

Sirius:
James is an oblivious asshole

sarcASStic:
Its kinda hard to transition on to something else now, is it not?

Sirius:
Ha, no

Sirius:
Peters back home and now he's making some next lvl gordon ramsay shite and he's gonna make us all try it and I'm low key excited

sarcASStic:
Do you have some sort of obsession with using the word and too much

Sirius:
I have an obsession with many things

Sirius:
Like a mirror

sarcASStic:
Jfc, you're so cocky

Sirius:
If ya have a big cock, you're gonna be cocky

sarcASStic:
Yknow, I didn't think I've ever had a conversation with someone that is as weird as the many I've had with you

Sirius:
Aww you're so sweet

sarcASStic:
Yh, I am

Sirius:
So now that I know you're gay, can I ask you what type of boys you're in to?

sarcASStic:
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STEER AWAY FROM MY ACCIDENTAL COMING OUT

Sirius:
Embrace ur rainbowness

sarcASStic:
Its not that I'm ashamed, I'm just scared that everyone will react negatively

Sirius:
My parents are assholes and coming out was hard, but hey, there was a lot more people who accepted me than those who didn't

Sirius:
Besides, I only want to know because I feel like my type of doode makes everyone laugh because they're so different to me

sarcASStic:
You go first then

Sirius:
I like cute but tall dudes

Sirius:
Ones that are swaddled in adorable little jumpers and read a lot with a hot drink while their sitting at their window, just argh, its adorable

Remus thought that Sirius was joking. Someone like him could never really be interested in someone like that. His mother would often describe him as 'her clever lamb who can't help but love hot hot chocolate' for he was constantly walking about in wooly jumpers with a book in one hand and a mug in the other. What does it matter anyway, it's not like they'd ever meet or catch feelings, right?

Right?

sarcASStic:
Aren't you like, completely the opposite?

Sirius:
Yep

Sirius:
Only fair that you share

Sirius:
Holy mac that rhymed!

sarcASStic:
I can't believe I'm doing this

sarcASStic:
I like leather

sarcASStic:
A lot

Sirius:
I own eight leather jackets, just sayin

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do i taste flirting?
see you next millennium