10:39

pero joke lang sa yoko na
nagrereply ka na e
before we proceed, single ka?

10:41

bagal mo magreply
puro ka seen

10:46

You're strange. Why do you sound happy?
Why did you ask for my dick picture?

10:47

bakit mo ni send? lul
like sino di matutuwa?
you just sent the teaser and
the key to heavens and earth!! 😝
sa'yo ba talaga iyon?

10:52

I was trying to know more about humans. And yes, that's mine. What key? I am afraid I don't have the key to heavens.

10:52

SHEEET! next time pwede ibang angle?
HAHAHA! Di ka ba tao? lul
nah! if u don't know the key! me i know!
i'll teach u where to insert
the key to heavens!
teka, sagutin mo muna ako.
single ka? waley asawa? girlfriends?
are we really going to play
this as u being naive daddy?
okay lang naman, smash pa rin😆

10:58

I am single.

10:58

perfect!
pero grabeng tagal magreply.
baka gusto mo na ng asawa?
I can be your wife.

11:02

You type fast.
I will read your messages again.
Wait.

11:03

And you can't be my wife.

11:03

lul. rejected agad? why?