THU 10:44 AM

What the hell? Javan?
Why are you on Instagram?

THU 7:54 PM

Prince Casper of Sartorias?

The only one.
69k? What the hell? Is this you?
Is this Javan's secretary?

Are you here to ask me to
be your daddy too?
Why does this app have a lot of
users calling me their daddy?

WTF! Stop preying on
young human girls!
You old fart!
Claret will hear this.

5:58 PM

I have a question, Prince Casper.