[#]
Hello?

[Me]
Who's this?

[#]
It's Mark

[Me]
You aren't Mark.

[#]
Yes I am I'm outside your house

[Me]
What?

[#]
Your dress looks rather pretty!

[Me]
Wtf, No I'm calling the police ?

[#]
I wouldn't do that.

[Me]
Fuck you man!

[#]
I cut the line

[Me]
Excuse me??

[#]
I couldn't let you get away

[Me]
Please I'll do anything!

[#]
Sorry, I just want one thing, you.

[Me]
Mark please tell me this is a joke

[#]
Sorry love, it's not.

[Me]
Go away!

[#]
So excited for our first date, love ya sweetie!