Women

George: I give up! 😩

Jerry: Nice face.

George: The face isn't important!

Jerry: Fine. What do you give up on?

George: Women! 👭

Jerry: Again? What happened this time?

George: Everything! That's it! I quit!

Jerry: Why?

George: It's always going great, but then, I say something, and then they look at me funny. All the time! I quit! It's over!

Jerry: Have you ever considered that the problem isn't women, it's the fact that you say something to get the funny look?

George: But it's the women's fault! You never give me the funny look!

Jerry: Trust me, if I was in front of you, I'd be giving you the funny look.

George: But why? Why do people give me the funny look? And why do women do it more often?

Jerry: You usually say something abnormally crazy, and it creeps women out, resulting in the funny look.

George: That's it! I quit!

Jerry: For the record, you've said that about 10 times since I've met you.

George: Your point?

Jerry: You never actually quit.

George: I mean it this time! I quit!

A few minutes later

George: I just saw the most beautiful girl ever at the grocery store!

Jerry: So you don't quit?

George: No! Curse women!

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Hope you've enjoyed.

-Writographer

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