Women
George: I give up! 😩
Jerry: Nice face.
George: The face isn't important!
Jerry: Fine. What do you give up on?
George: Women! 👭
Jerry: Again? What happened this time?
George: Everything! That's it! I quit!
Jerry: Why?
George: It's always going great, but then, I say something, and then they look at me funny. All the time! I quit! It's over!
Jerry: Have you ever considered that the problem isn't women, it's the fact that you say something to get the funny look?
George: But it's the women's fault! You never give me the funny look!
Jerry: Trust me, if I was in front of you, I'd be giving you the funny look.
George: But why? Why do people give me the funny look? And why do women do it more often?
Jerry: You usually say something abnormally crazy, and it creeps women out, resulting in the funny look.
George: That's it! I quit!
Jerry: For the record, you've said that about 10 times since I've met you.
George: Your point?
Jerry: You never actually quit.
George: I mean it this time! I quit!
A few minutes later
George: I just saw the most beautiful girl ever at the grocery store!
Jerry: So you don't quit?
George: No! Curse women!
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