Jerry: What the heck is this?????

Elaine: You just like adding question marks, don't you?

Jerry: ????

Kramer: They're called cell phones! They're going to be big!!

George: Yeah, you say that about a lot of stuff.

Kramer: I'm serious! They'll be huge!

Jerry: Did you get these illegally???

Kramer: I know a guy.

Jerry: That was not reassuring.

George: Am I gonna get arrested? Because, I can't go to jail. You get no privacy in the bathrooms.

Elaine: That's what worries you most about prison? Not gangs? Getting killed? 

Jerry: He's touchy about his bathroom. 

Kramer: Don't worry, no one's getting arrested. I got it under control.

Jerry: How?

Kramer: The guy told me that if he gets in trouble, he won't say that he gave a bunch of cell phones to us.

George: There's no us! He gave them to you, then you gave them to us.

Jerry: Exactly! If the guy gets arrested, we say we just thought the cell phones were a sweet gift from our non-human friend Kramer.

Kramer: I'm not human?

Jerry: Not really.

Elaine: Should we figure out how to delete this text message then? So it's not evidence at our trials?

Kramer: There'll be no trial! The guy probably won't get in trouble! He said he's done it before.

Jerry: Again, not reassuring.

Kramer: Look, you can either whine, or, enjoy the amazing gift.

Jerry: Fine, fine.

Elaine: Yeah, thanks Kramer.

George: It's your fault if I end up having to pee in front of hundreds of dudes.

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